Favorite NonFamous Quotes:

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"No matter how hot she is, someone is sick of her sh*t."

"if there is grass on the field play ball......"

"if there isnt grass on the field...roll her over and play in the mud"....

Post by **spec-u-later** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

It's better to be a smart@55 than a dumb@55.

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

hehe, i use that one w/ my girlfriend every time she calls me a smart ***

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever...

and check my sig for another good one.

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

gabossie wrote:Ignorance can be fixed, stupid is forever...

.

that reminds me of one of my favorite Famous quotes:

"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." -Bertrand Russell

and its soo sooo true...people believe way to much of what they 'learn'...

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Jesus that hurt" - Me

Post by **LiU** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

racer: "I don't worry about dying, I've never died before. I only worry about running a good time."

From discovery channel , I think, oneo f their specials on hybrid motor drag racing

Post by **SmithSR** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"There's no bad poon; there's no bad pizza" -Leykis

Post by **gabossie** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Don't worry, I wont kill us. I haven't killed anyone yet..." -Me

Post by **rudee023** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

I'm not scared of falling, I'm scared of stopping very, very fast.

Post by **Altiman94** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

Kick the tires and light the fires

Post by **Rex** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Hey ya'll, watch this"

"More than likely, but No"

Post by **Nathan** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Oh come on, you wont break your arm...I'll prove it to you!" Me, right before breaking my arm going down the biggest hill I could find on rollerblades at a young age

Post by **driftaholic** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"i don't even know how to get ON to ebay" - my old roommate

Post by **toki** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"CONGRATULATIONS b****, YOU'RE A DUMB b****!"

-me one day in traffic

my friend thought it was kind of funny at the time, mainly because I was trying to actually yell it at the driver through my windshield into the car infront of me....

Post by **JESTER** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Wake Bubby up, cause he never seen no **** like this!"

"There were bodys laid out, like 98 cents on a hard wood floor." My boss.

Post by **themadscientist** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"You can lead a horse to water but the midget won't tapdance".

"it's just a bone stock Skyline", Never trust me when I say that!;)

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

1. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.2. 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.3. If the earth didn't suck, everyone would fall off.4. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.5. when everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.6. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheeze.8. I'd kill for a Nobel Prize.9. I swear to G_d I'm an atheist10. I'm from the government and I'm here to help you.

Post by **TrunkMonkey** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"don't wait until tomorrow, procrastinate now." -ellen degenres (sp?)

-demetrius

Post by **TrunkMonkey** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"ahdobahgi tigeh tigeh." -stitch as he's poking a frog in the eye with his lazer gun.

-demetrius

Post by **dr!ft** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Holy french-fried toasty flakes!!!"

"Hey, I'm kinda like a gourmet dinner. I'm friggin' delicious."

"Life's a b****, pimp it."

Edit: "You are the epitomy of stupidity."

Post by **Megaseth** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"procastination is like masterbation. it feels great while your doing it, but when you're done you realized you just screwed yourself."

Post by **Aries** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

Nitrous is like a hot girl with an STD...You really wanna hit it, but you're scared of the consequences.

Post by **Kaioshin1982** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

^^ best one I heard yet

Post by **Zydeco** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Shoot drugs. Not people"

Post by **Axel Grungy** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

if its got wheels or tits, its gonna give you problems

Post by **nametakennow** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

Most true one I've ever heard. ^^^^^

Post by **RMiller** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

"Nothing turns my dinky to winky like old breasts."-Ben

"I'll take a hot chocolate--on the rocks."-Ben, at Denny's

"Who's a little tea-pot? I'm a little tea pot!"-Ben, while bench pressing max weight

"I'm 1/32 Cherokee. Give me money."-Me

"I'm gonna scalp you white devils."-Me

"Get off my land."-Me, again joking of my slight relation to Native Americans

"_______'s sister is sooooo hot."-Me and friend Brian

"Armen's second butthole is leaking again."-Brian, referring to my roommate's butt surgery to remove an excess hair clump. He's really hairy.

"I totally expected Sam-Wise Gamgee to put on a Notre Dame jersey and tackle Frodo after that kiss."-Brian, after seeing The Return of the King

"I'd kill it."-Plante

"If you can be discrete, call me. ###-####.-Letter from a mom who's daughter I taught swim lessons for

Post by **Megaseth** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

HAHA, some mom gave you her phone number????

Post by **Bubba1** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 4:49 am

Was she a MILF?

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