Favorite Chappelle Show quotes

Post by **gniknave** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:09 am

I'm bored and wanna laugh. These days nothing makes me laugh harder than a Chappelle Show quote.

My favorite:

When Tyrone Biggums was speaking to the children...

"And that children is the first time I sucked a d!ck for some crack!"

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:50 am

"Have some grapes.... b****." --Prince

Post by **driverdriver** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:03 am

I love it when he plays Rick James.

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:22 am

yes people still steal radios, how do you think I got this suit?

good ol' Tyrone Biggums....

Post by **Badfish** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:47 am

"What can I say about that suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out.....and depleted."

Post by **Mr1der** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:49 am

full of heroin?

Post by **Badfish** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 11:03 am

"IS THIS THE 5'OCLOCK FREE CRACK GIVEAWAY?!?!?!?"

Post by **Sil40_Mayhem** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:28 pm

"Hey, Charlie Murphy. There's a new joke going around. Have you heard it?" "No.""What did the five fingers say to the face?"" I dunno."<***S-L-A-P***>"That was cold-blooded!"

Post by **cnickk** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:29 pm

I wanna piss on you

Post by **Fenvy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:40 pm

I like the "yo couch nigga" one. we use it at work often

Post by **Sil40_Mayhem** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:43 pm

You have some Great New York Boobs.

Post by **Jesda** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 12:56 pm

THE DARKNESS IS SPREADING!!!!!!!!

Post by **cnickk** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 1:31 pm

The intro rocks!

two dudes chilling...ok i was going to try to type out the lyrics but im not that bored

Post by **Fenvy** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 2:39 pm

Jesda wrote:THE DARKNESS IS SPREADING!!!!!!!!

hahha

"the milk has gone bad!!"

Post by **Red coupe** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:55 pm

hrm... well prince:"Why don't you purify your self in the waters of lake toncinowa(sp????)""Naw man, he made thrilla...."

and not so much of a line... but by far one of the funniest scenes is from the Wayne Brady episode, were Dave is crying on a curb eating a white bread sandwich and then Wayne takes it from him

and ...."I didn't have Sex with Katie! Lysol had sex with Katie I took pictures""No Tyrone you had sex with me too""correction I had sex with Katie"

"I had sex with Katie too.....Katie has some big a** titties"

Post by **M3Racer** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 6:50 pm

"Dave meet hoes, hoes, meet Dave"

"Evening, bishez?"
Modified by bassinasilvia at 10:03 AM 7/15/2005

Post by **skylndrftr** » Sun Jun 26, 2005 6:48 pm

"is wayne brady gonna have to choke a b****?"

"game....blouses"

" oops pow surprise"

i actually said shazam at work and the customer started laughing he was about my age and caught the reference

Post by **Meantime** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:43 am

"Look at ya there, Little Richard. Why don't ya click ya heels three times and go back to Africa."

Post by **metalsyth** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:17 am

Businessman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson. Samuel Jackson: GOOD f*** CHOICE MOTHER f***! SAMUEL JACKSON! MADE PAINSTAKINGLY BY ME, SAMUEL L. JACKSON! IT'LL GET YA DRUNK! YOU'LL BE f*** FAT GIRLS IN NO TIME! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO! MMMM-MMMM b****! [Jackson walks up to the businessman] "] Samuel Jackson: HOW'S IT TASTE, MOTHER f***! Businessman: Could you please stop yelling at me? Samuel Jackson: NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLING, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK! HAVEN'T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES? 'JUICE', THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! DEEP BLUE SEA! THEY ATE ME! A MOTHER f*** SHARK ATE ME! DRINK UP, b****!

Post by **240DRFT** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:23 pm

shazam!!

Post by **phuphyter** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:19 pm

Tyrone Biggums: You wanna know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells...

delicious.

Post by **Mr1der** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:20 pm

come have some of this elk pen15!

Website · Post by **flohtingPoint** » Tue Jun 28, 2005 10:15 pm

Charlie Murphy: Flapjacks...

The look on his face when he says this is priceless. I was dying..

Post by **Mr1der** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:39 pm

mwhahahah

fruity pics....I need to go buy the second season...

Post by **gniknave** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:12 pm

Interesting news on Chappelle. He was out here performing 2 shows a night at the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. My Mom went to see him last night and he said at the beginning of his act "Don't tell nobody y'all, they think I'm in Africa right now!"

Post by **Badfish** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 5:19 pm

Yeah, still disappointing about the cancellation, but anything could still happen at this point. Couple updates.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8087824/

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8147066/

Website · Post by **Bronze MFP** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:56 pm

Kids, do you know what dog food tastes like?Exactly like it smells,DE-LICIOUS

Post by **90Q45blue** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 2:52 pm

2 favorites:

From the beginning of the Piss on You song:1. "40 ounces of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin."

From the Rick James episode:2. "I'm sorry Charlie Murphy. It was an accident. I was havin too much fun."

Post by **Mr1der** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:58 pm

I really wanna watch season one again...

Post by **PantherRacer** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 6:30 am

Oprah's my baby momma

"hello little jon? Oprahs having our baby""YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH""heh hehe hehe heh"

"Is wayne brady gonna haveta choke a b****?"

also from the wayne brady skit

"KIMoSY MUTHAFUKA!!!"

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