Favorite Chappelle Show quotes

Post by **kapower06** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:38 am

"All I see is eyes and teeth, eyes and teeth, looks like a train comin' through the tunnel " one of the outtakes of rick james

Post by **PantherRacer** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:53 am

Reparations"8,000 record labels have been started in the past hour""I'm rich beeyotch!""let's have a look at the tri-state area, which looks a lot like my big fat a**!"

"the crime rate has dropped to 0%....wait how can that be? have the mexicans gotten paid too? We don't have to worry, mexicans don't watch the news anyways. Now if this was telemundo...

ashy larry

when he blows the dice and lone ash comes out of his hands LOL

Rick James

"UNITYYYYYYY""now that you mention it, I think I'm bleeding in my chest""b****, come over here and have sex with charlie murphy"

Post by **Sil40_Mayhem** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:36 am

Mmmmm, mmmm. Redballs gives you wiiiiiiiings!

Post by **Meantime** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:54 am

"Look out everyone, Charlie Murphy has arrived, it's gettin dark in here..."

Post by **skylndrftr** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 6:43 pm

so everytime we say action charlie just starts shakin

Post by **NismoDrift** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:40 pm

Reperations:

News lady: Is this your son?

Tron: Oh no I just bought this baby straight cash!!

Post by **Red coupe** » Sun Sep 04, 2005 7:05 pm

from Paul Mooney talking about the Mexican and the last samurai both starring white actors:"hey I got a movie for you, the last ****** on earth starring Tom Hanks"
Modified by Red coupe at 12:24 PM 9/5/2005

Post by **Mr1der** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 5:52 am

Tom Hanks

Post by **Red coupe** » Mon Sep 05, 2005 9:23 am

stupid wiskey....fixed still a damn funny line.

Post by **drftsil8ty** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:57 am

have'nt you seen my MOVIES!

Post by **NismoDrift** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:24 pm

Samuel Jackson it'll getcha drunk!!!!!!

Post by **sensibleS13driver** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:13 pm

"hold my drink b****"

"but do you suck these balls?" - anyone seen 'Dave Chappelle: For What Its Worth'?

Post by **PantherRacer** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:07 pm

"like b**** I live in a f*** TRASH CAN!"

"b**** wheres' my money?how many smacks must I give you?ONE! TWO! TWO SMACKS MUAH HA HA HAAAA!"

I know it's not chappelles show, but it's still chapelle and still G*ddamn funny

Post by **1WheelWonder** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:54 pm

"It's doo doo baby." From For What's It Worth.

Post by **PantherRacer** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:27 pm

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

13th street gang!

Post by **xekushnr** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:35 am

we were watching "A Time To Kill" last night.

yes they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!

Post by **gabossie** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:18 am

You're not gonna get some monkey p**** on Tuesday, and then me like 'Let me call Charlene' on Tuesday"

Post by **NismoDrift** » Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:48 pm

Prince: Why dont you go purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minintanka?

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