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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVnKbEZwLJo

Guy is in recovery after having a colonoscopy. He's still f*** up as a football bat from the anesthesia. His wife is the one filming this. :rotfl :rotfl :rotfl


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:eek: :rotfl

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That makes my chest hurt. That last one is soooo juicy.

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I had a colonoscopy a year ago, and they told me I'd be passing a lot of gas (they fill your colon full of air so they can see everything). I swear for like 15 minutes I could have provided wind-turbine power for the whole hospital.

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BRB <calls for colonoscopy appointment>

:( i haz no colon. Dammit.

Oh well, I'll make mine the old-fashioned way. Sorry Bex. :dblthumb:

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Just have a good sitdown with a can of beans Greg, That'll get the ol' muffler rumbling.

However, bean farts are not harmless at all....

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Dude.

Put me in front of a plate of fried okra and it's ON.

Clear the room, baby - Daddy's bustin' holes in the ozone.

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^ :rotfl


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