Everything happens for a reason

[rc1honda]

Nala you should of lied to the girls and told them that you told the cop to suck your d**k. And that he almost arrested you but you told you didn't do anything and that you would get his a** fired if he did.

Cmon man you gotta take advantage of those opportunities. They talked to you becuase they thought your were a badass. Now they think you wussy who got a ticket.

Nala your not beyond lying for a piece of a**. So dress it up a little. God do you need someone to give you instructions on how to fap to?

[Bubba1]

your story is hella wack son.

1 you aint getting more respect.2 your ride aint dope3 i doubt that she did.

you guys want a story, i have them from days.

they re a little hood, but they ll keep you entertained.

Guys, you don;t understand how to translate Nala. By "hot and horny", he obviously meant two random girls that would actually speak to him without vomitting. He has zero chance of scoring with either one of them. And as far as the girls thinking his ride was cool, Nala clearly left out the part where one of the girls said, "yeah, my grandma has the same color QX4"....

It's good to hear that after ignoring that first nice cop's generous warning, the cop he called "stupid", Nala got tickets for the same stupid, tacky illegal lens, and now he's finally replacing them (hopefully with stock ones)

[ProudNissanFreak]

You should have raced that R34. I'm sure the girls would be impressed.

[Jesda]

NEXT TIME DONT MAKE A THREAD UNLESS SHOTS ARE FIRED AND A HIGH SPEED CHASE ENSUES

That's sarcasm in case some retard at Dateline NBC finds this thread and wants to show it in their report about the big scary internet and how it encourages minors to break the law.

[troskinatior]

(the one I want to ask to prom/like) saying she wants to come.

PICTURES!!!

[PyR0NiAk]

NEXT TIME DONT MAKE A THREAD UNLESS SHOTS ARE FIRED AND A HIGH SPEED CHASE ENSUES

That's sarcasm in case some retard at Dateline NBC finds this thread and wants to show it in their report about the big scary internet and how it encourages minors to break the law.

I was very disappointed with this thread until I saw Jesda's post.

[Mr1der]

Nala, change your f***in' tail lights and just kick the crap outta someone if they act like a douche at your party.

you'll get ATLEAST a chance to talk to a girl.

Bear in mind, anyone else would be getting a handjob for sure, but I think you can atleast talk to a girl by doing this.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I'll put this in a language you might understand Nala...



Respect, you want respect... Really? You're in High School, and you're a senior, if you haven't gotten respect by now you're not going to get any. Go watch the New Guy and just start fresh when you get to college. As far as you mouthing off to the cop, trust me you got off easy, if you had pulled this down here the cops would have made you remove the taillights right then and there and either have you peel the tint off of them or have impounded the car, and since you were that close to your driving curfew you would get a ticket for that and then your car would be impounded. So either way your lucky your car wasn't impounded, why your parents haven't kicked your a** for getting all these tickets is beyond me.

[infinitgkid]

^ she is totally into your badass persona.

Chicks totally dig the bada** persona!

I told a girl that I once took 21 items through the 20 item express check out lane at the grocery store... She now wants to be the mother of my children...

[AZ89two4Tsx]

w.e it was a non alcohol party and the parents were home.

Then it was obviously NOT a party.

What did you guys do? Sit around and watch TV? lol

[Beancooker]

When can we just ban you?

Coming from a guy who modded a Versa. Your posts are just as bad, you just are smart enough to stay away from this...

[MinisterofDOOM]

Coming from a guy who modded a Versa. Your posts are just as bad, you just are smart enough to stay away from this...

Oh go drive your Corolla.

[CodeRed]

Oh go drive your Corolla.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

Oh go drive your Corolla.

ZING!

[Beancooker]

Oh go drive your Corolla.

It's a Subarota Campreza, damn get it right.

[Mr1der]

did they atleast put the Corolla XRS's 6 speed in it?

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

nahh but I got more respect now. Im having a dry superbowl party now and girls messaged me (the one I want to ask to prom/like) saying she wants to come.

haha highschool.....if only i could go back the things ide change..........

btw nala u say dumber s*** than me sometimes i love it i thought i was special until i made my way to gen chat

[naladude911]

did your pedal get stuck yet, for your camprezza

[krimsonviper]

did your pedal get stuck yet, for your camprezza

[Chaotic_Warlord]

did your pedal get stuck yet, for your camprezza

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[JustDriftMore]

OP stop thinking out loud.

[MellowZ32]

did your pedal get stuck yet, for your camprezza

sometimes I wish your gas pedal would get stuck.

[Blutenn]

f***ing lol.

[numbnuts240]

my friend and I get diner at the local dinner.

On the way back in doing so I get pulled over for doing so on the road that everyone in school travels on

proof read more.

and your story blows donkey d!ck. me sitting on the couch for 6 hours waiting on the cable guy to show up was more entertaining than that lame story. at least my day involved booze and p0rn.

[MinisterofDOOM]

I'm still loling at the fact that the first citation and issuing officer were "stupid" but this last one is good and "happened for a reason" because it enabled Nala to talk to females. Don't get any ideas, dude...reckless driving tickets don't get you laid.

[Murdered_T]

Seriously guys, Nala is a troll, he has to be, nobody in their damn mind is this f***ing retarded. I refuse to believe it. Seriously, I am 100% serious, there is no f***ing way. Nala seriously man, seriously. I am at a loss for f***ing words right now.

[Jesda]

I'm still loling at the fact that the first citation and issuing officer were "stupid" but this last one is good and "happened for a reason" because it enabled Nala to talk to females. Don't get any ideas, dude...reckless driving tickets don't get you laid.

They do... if you're attractive to begin with (and have a Porsche and a death wish).

[numbnuts240]

Seriously guys, Nala is a troll, he has to be, nobody in their damn mind is this f***ing retarded. I refuse to believe it. Seriously, I am 100% serious, there is no f***ing way. Nala seriously man, seriously. I am at a loss for f***ing words right now.

this spring, i'm going to mt. kisco, finding some teens, and i'm going to ask them if they know who he is and where i can find him. then i'll take a picture of myself with him, then promptly leave.

[GrilledCheese33]

this spring, i'm going to mt. kisco, finding some teens, and i'm going to ask them if they know who he is and where i can find him. then i'll take a picture of myself with him, then promptly leave.

That fact that Nala thinks this situation got him respect is ultimate win.

[DrifterXRPS13]

I like the fact that code red got pwned by other mods for trying to get nala banned...ultimate win.