Everything happens for a reason

[naladude911]

Bored on a Saturday, my friend and I get diner at the local dinner. After eating we make our way around town finding something to do until I find out about his party. Unfortunately I can't drive after nine so my friend and I switch cars. On the way back in doing so I get pulled over for doing so on the road that everyone in school travels on. Reason: Tail lights.Officer: License and registrationMe: What seems to be the problem officer?Officer: I can't see your tail lights.Me: O, sorry about that. Some of your cops, I mean officers, have already pulled me over for them multiple times but Officer Davenport said they were fine.Officer: ok, il be right back25 mins laterOfficer: here are two tickets

anyways. We get to the party and all these f***ING HOT AND HORNY juniors come up to me and are like, i saw you get pulled over what happened. I tell them. there like aww, ur whip is sick lol. w.e it was a non alcohol party and the parents were home. im doing this s***.

[naladude911]

O yea. When I got pulled over I saw my first R34.

[snwbrdr435]

Bored on a Saturday, my friend and I get diner at the local dinner. After eating we make our way around town finding something to do until I find out about his party. Unfortunately I can't drive after nine so my friend and I switch cars. On the way back in doing so I get pulled over for doing so on the road that everyone in school travels on. Reason: Tail lights.Officer: License and registrationMe: What seems to be the problem officer?Officer: I can't see your tail lights.Me: O, sorry about that. Some of your cops, I mean officers, have already pulled me over for them multiple times but Officer Davenport said they were fine.Officer: ok, il be right back25 mins laterOfficer: here are two tickets

anyways. We get to the party and all these f***ING HOT AND HORNY juniors come up to me and are like, i saw you get pulled over what happened. I tell them. there like aww, ur whip is sick lol. w.e it was a non alcohol party and the parents were home. im doing this s***.

[Nismo ZJ]

my friend and I get diner at the local dinner

Are you sure you weren't drinking?

[krash]

You bought a diner at the local dinner? I didn't know they were so community oriented in ny.

You should have told the juniors that you got pulled over the tails, and that the cop was lucky that he left, because you were about to pull out your 9 and blast that pig.

[xX RB Xx]

Cool Story Bra.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

Douchebag

That is all.

[MellowZ32]

anyways. We get to the party and all these f***ING HOT AND HORNY juniors come up to me and are like, i saw you get pulled over what happened. I tell them. there like aww, ur whip is sick lol. w.e it was a non alcohol party and the parents were home. im doing this s***.

there is no way girls would talk to your creepy pasty a**!

[Red coupe]

Wait, so is all that happened is two hot girls say your car was cool then left?What a terrible f***ing story.And you sure you haven't been drinking? That s*** was less coherent the the 240 section.

[naladude911]

nahh but I got more respect now. Im having a dry superbowl party now and girls messaged me (the one I want to ask to prom/like) saying she wants to come.

[xX RB Xx]

^ she is totally into your badass persona.

[S13_love]

We get to the party and all these f***ING HOT AND HORNY juniors come up to me and are like,

You are so gonna be a pedoph:le...

nahh but I got more respect now.

You got more respect because you got pulled over for having tinted taillights?

*sigh*

[MellowZ32]

fo' realz yo! hit dat s*** B!

[krash]

You got more respect because you got pulled over for having tinted taillights?

Sadly, its not hard to believe. High school kids, though I am not far from them, are pretty retarded.

[CodeRed]

When can we just ban you?

[MellowZ32]

you're a mod, make it happen!

[CodeRed]

you're a mod, make it happen!

I'm just a lonely versa mod. If I had the ban stick things would be different round here.

[Pwnin O'Brien]

Nala, why does your life sound like a prequel to the movie Superbad?

[MellowZ32]

I'm just a lonely versa mod. If I had the ban stick things would be different round here.

Nala, why does your life sound like a prequel to the movie Superbad?

coz maybe he is plagiarizing material from that movie to make his threads.

[LeroyBrown]

your story is hella wack son.

1 you aint getting more respect.2 your ride aint dope3 i doubt that she did.

you guys want a story, i have them from days.

they re a little hood, but they ll keep you entertained.

[PEZi]

holy hell.... how many times are you gonna get nailed for the tail lights???

you did them too dark obviously....

with that said.... (i think it goes without saying really) you fail yet again

[krash]

3 i doubt that she did.

actuallly, she did

[ADDirishboy]

nahh but I got more respect now.

All I can think about right now is the scene in Fast and Furious when Paul Walker loses to Vin Diesel.

[MellowZ32]

[nissangirl74]

That is all. Carry on

[bobotech]

Ya know, the more I see that picture or any reference to that race, the more and more I realize just how pitifully pathetic that scene was. A 1:40 race at 100+? They would be clear across the town. The whole metal plate flying off the car? WTF? Who puts a plate on their car that falls off when they go over 100? They kept accelerating though the whole race? Just how many gears would you have to have to keep accelerating for over a minute and a half?

[initial_jc]

you're a mod, make it happen!

NO Nala has to stay

Nala i expect another story about your super bowl party

I see what you TRIED to did there, when you mentioned the other cop

to bad he wasnt having any of that lol
Modified by initial_jc at 12:35 AM 2/7/2010

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

Didn't you know? Their rides had a mad USDM tyte Caterpillar turbodeisel with the rare 18-speed sequential dog-box.

[MellowZ32]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM FOO!!!

[initial_jc]

you're a mod, make it happen!

NO Nala has to stay

Nala i expect another story about your super bowl party