Event planners needed

[Pieceofsand]

go hire one of them wedding planners to do your planning.

[naladude911]

Im going to a no pants party tonight...got invited by a girl. Gonna be sick as f***

[ProudNissanFreak]

If you don't get laid at a no pants party, then...idk..

[Jesda]

Gonna be sick as f***

Should have gotten vaccinated. Are your parents Christian Scientists?

[krash]

HAHAHA

Somebody make that gif of nala, but with boxers.

Seriously, every time he mentions something about going to a party, that gif is the first thing to pop into my head.

[Speedy7_7]

This is going to be one of those situations where nala gets invited to the no pants party and when he shows up everyone is dressed normally.They laugh and ridicule him, then things get out of control and nala is found at the bottom of a local lake and no one says a thing, they take that secret to their graves.

[240marcuSX]

BEST THREAD EVER

YTMND FTW

[mmkeller]

Sounds like the movie Footloose to me???? I heard they are doing a remake.

[naladude911]

worst f***ing night ever. I hate Camrys. My friend says it starts at 9, we get there and no one is there. So we drive around, turns out it starts at 9 45. We go to the deli come back. My friend (not really at this point) takes 25 mins to find a parking spot. He parks 2 blocks away, parks on the grass, in someones driveways and stuff. Finally we go in when people arrive to find out its a dry party with 30 people. I walk in and the host is like, umm why are u here. Im like my friend said I could come. And shes like o, you can stay but you (points to my friend) are an idiot and should leave. So we chill at this awkward gathering then leave 1 hour later because my friend has to go home to bed. Basicially I am in a very bad mood tonight. Friend is a huge buzzkill.

[Pieceofsand]

^^

Made my night

[PoorManQ45]

Did you get to see some gentitalia other then your own?

[naladude911]

my parents say i can have a big dry party. What do you think? I can only fit 30 people in my basement. Do you think people will come? This may im doing a dry house BBQ. Inviting over 100 people.

[240marcuSX]

I dont understand, 30 people is more than enough to have a good time, even if you have to sneak drinks in.

FAIL

[240marcuSX]

You have to make people want to come.

In most cases, when someone throws a party, its obvious why people want to come. Since you're still under age, and socially......inept, this might take some effort.

Your parents have money, do you have cool s*** to entertain guests with?

Throw the party, and no matter who shows, have fun, and then more people will come to the next one and so on.

I cant wait til nala gets some p****.

[naladude911]

i might do a dry superbowl party. last week i had 15 people over for pong, that was fun

[240marcuSX]

I would tell you to spike drinks, or something, but....

based on your posts, you would get caught and get in trouble in the first 15 minutes.

You might be in luck, because one place you dont need girls is a superbowl party.

[dusred]

http://justNALA.ytmnd.com/

[Dattebayo]

You should have a chicken and pen15 party. That way everyone gets what they like.

[naladude911]

i had a beer pong party no problem, my house is very far away from the road, and no neighbors.

[dusred]

BTW NALA that avatar isn't actually you is it?

[240marcuSX]

BTW NALA that avatar isn't actually you is it?

hah, it definitely is.

[Dattebayo]

I still subscribe to the theory that he's not real.

[krimsonviper]

worst f***ing night ever. I hate Camrys. My friend says it starts at 9, we get there and no one is there. So we drive around, turns out it starts at 9 45. We go to the deli come back. My friend (not really at this point) takes 25 mins to find a parking spot. He parks 2 blocks away, parks on the grass, in someones driveways and stuff. Finally we go in when people arrive to find out its a dry party with 30 people. I walk in and the host is like, umm why are u here. Im like my friend said I could come. And shes like o, you can stay but you (points to my friend) are an idiot and should leave. So we chill at this awkward gathering then leave 1 hour later because my friend has to go home to bed. Basicially I am in a very bad mood tonight. Friend is a huge buzzkill.

You're friend got OWNED!!!

Can someone explain to me wtf a dry party is?

[Dattebayo]

Can someone explain to me wtf a dry party is?

Everyone has to wear a plastic poncho.

[J14cm7]

Dry party=no alcohol

[krimsonviper]

Everyone has to wear a plastic poncho.

Dry party=no alcohol

That's gonna be a boring party. Watching drunks is entertaining.

[Ozzie]

Just have a mass meatspin competition....

[Jesda]

Just have a mass meatspin competition....

This guy knows how to have a good time!

[93coupe]

Everyone has to wear a plastic poncho.

A dry party is named as such due to what happens to girls when Nala shows up to the party.

[Bubba1]

A dry party is named as such due to what happens to girls when Nala shows up to the party.