Event planners needed

[krash]

I think thats called body heat.

[troskinatior]

and it was at 100 degrees for the whole night.

Expimenting with drugs, I see.

[Jesda]

[S13_love]

[Bubba1]

Here's a picture representing what likely went on at his party.. NALA would be in the black shirt..

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[naladude911]

your kinda right. Im a f***ing idiot. A couple girls came up to me and gave me a big hug saying thanks for having us. Then this one girl was like; lets go find a limbo pole to play limbo. I'm like idk if I have one. Then she says lets go find some towels or something ,maybe they're in your room. I said i dont think I have any.

[ProudNissanFreak]

...are you serious?

[krash]

your kinda right. Im a f***ing idiot. A couple girls came up to me and gave me a big hug saying thanks for having us. Then this one girl was like; lets go find a limbo pole to play limbo. I'm like idk if I have one. Then she says lets go find some towels or something ,maybe they're in your room. I said i dont think I have any.

Dude, I've been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. But I think you just told me you're the stupidest numbtwad to walk the earth.

Here's a picture representing what likely went onat his party.. NALA would be in the black shirt..

Nala is asian? and hot?

[Bubba1]

Dude, I've been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. But I think you just told me you're the stupidest numbtwad to walk the earth.

Nala is asian? and hot?

He's all yours...

Nala, your heterosexual status has just been revoked. You went to all that expense and effort to attract girls to your house and then you tell us you blew off the one girl that wanted to be alone with you in your own bedroom?

Sounds like there's a white watch in your future....

[S13_love]

A couple girls came up to me and gave me a big hug saying thanks for having us.

Well, that's always a good thing.

BUT

Then she says lets go find some towels or something ,maybe they're in your room. I said i dont think I have any.

I regret to inform you that your man card has been revoked.

Thank you, have a nice day!

[PoorManQ45]

Nala's thread. Always full of fail!

[naladude911]

WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

So i like this girl, and my friends is friends with her. basically we talked and stuff at my house etc. Well being nala idk how to talk to her so my friend broke the ice. She called me and asked me whats up and we talked for a bit. I ask my friend if he told her to call me, he says no and that she asked for my #. WIN. Happy Valentines Day

[Veriest1]

[numbnuts240]

No one took pics I'm sorry.

this is physically umpossible.

She called me and asked me whats up and we talked for a bit. I ask my friend if he told her to call me, he says no and that she asked for my #. WIN. Happy Valentines Day

e-mail me her number so i can call and verify the facts.

[MinisterofDOOM]

e-mail me her number so i can call and verify the facts.

Yeah, I can see how that call would go...

[numbnuts240]

it wouldn't be so bad....

*ring, ring, ring-hello?-hi, my name is tita, i hear you have a thing for my little buddy nala.-nala?-yes, nala, like the broad from the lion king.-i'm not a lesbian.-well if you're interested in him, you might as well be.*cick, dial tone......

[ProudNissanFreak]

^

that's hilarious

[snwbrdr435]

After psoting peoples facebook pictures on here i bet nala is blocked by everyone and can only see their profile picture

[Bubba1]

Since I wasn't far off with Nala's party, here are the events I think led to Nala getting a phone call from that girl, with Tita's assistance.

Tita: *ring, ring, ringHer -hello?Tita -hi, my name is Tita....CLICK!!!!Tita hello? hello?

*ring ring ringHer hello?Tita hi, please don't hang up. I'm calling on behalf of a shy guy who really likes youHer You mean that creepy kid in the silver SUV with gay tail lights, hip hop music blaring that drooled while staring at my boobs during a house party?

Tita yep that's him.Her Are you his dad or brother?.Tita Uh, no, I'm just trying to help out my little buddy NalaHer Wait, I'm being stalked by the female lion from Lion King?Tita No, he's male.. well I think he is, but he's desperate to find a girlfriend.Her So what do you want from me?Tita Can you please just call the little guy and fake a little interest? his head will explode if you do. Her Depends on how much you'll pay me.Tita Can't you just do it out of the goodness of your heart?her. Dude, he's creepy. It'll cost you $50Tita Deal her Cash....Tita Oh, but I don't live anywhere near youHEr Paypal me then I'll call him when it clears.tita FineHer Also, if you give him my phone number, I have big brothers that will hunt you down, rip your balls off, and stuff them down your throat.Tita. Ok ok ok, One more thing.Her What?tita Can I have a sexy picture of you to post on a national Nissan forum. No one there is gonna believe that Nala is actually talking to a girl.Her Dude I just turned 12....tita Oh shiiii CLICK

Am I close?

[numbnuts240]

*word for word transcript of my phone calls*

Am I close?

bubba, buddy ole pal? either you have friends with the fbi, or i'm going to need to move and change my phone number again

[breadbox]

Then she says lets go find some towels or something ,maybe they're in your room. I said I don't think I have any.

Then she'd see the sweet mach5 racecar bed.

[numbnuts240]

or his collection of petrified socks

[S13_love]

[naladude911]

y are they petrified

[numbnuts240]

y are they petrified

[danshaz82]

or his collection of petrified socks

I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING PICTURES OF ME!

[initial_jc]

what ended up happening?

[Veriest1]

Yadda yadda yadda.tita Can I have a sexy picture of you to post on a national Nissan forum. No one there is gonna believe that Nala is actually talking to a girl.Her Dude I just turned 12....tita Oh shiiii CLICK

Am I close?

It's funny 'cause it's true.