EMERGENCY HELP WITH TRUNK

[Bubba1]

He works as hard as he can to stay in fail mode.

Sorry Nala, even in college, you...

[AppleBonker]

blah blah blah blah

[frapjap]

Sounds like they're using you for the car man. Make new friends.
At this point, even the ugly ones count. Trust me, it'll make the pretty ones jealous because they'll wonder what the ugly chick has that they dont.

Hopefully the only answer won't be you.

[tiger-SE-R]

Sounds like they're using you for the car man.

agreed. You're best to stop the bleeding now and start telling people to find their own ride.

....that is unless you get a passenger that wants to exchange the trip for road head.

[AppleBonker]

Preferably of the female variety

[sx moneypit]

[Encryptshun]

We're being trolled.

^ This.

I don't think the real nala ever came back from Canada. His post-Canada fail is too "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and not enough of the traditional "Life Goes On".

[Bubba1]

We're being trolled.

^ This.

I don't think the real nala ever came back from Canada. His post-Canada fail is too "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and not enough of the traditional "Life Goes On".

I beg to differ. IMHO He is the same naiive desperate kid that he was in Canada. Remember, his epic prom fail saga was only 6 months ago.

Problem is the women he's now lusting after (striking out with)in college are more mature than the ones he failed with in HS.

[Solar_Runner]

Sounds like [b]they're using you [/b]for the car man. Make new friends.
At this point, even the ugly ones count. Trust me, it'll make the pretty ones jealous because they'll wonder what the ugly chick has that they dont.

Hopefully the only answer won't be you.

Pretty much what I thought.

Nala, people are using you like a roll of toilet paper...

[naladude911]

Im now going to charge a flat fare of $10 to anywhere I drive people unless they are close friends. BTW, is it illegal to transport people for money without a taxi license? If I were to transport people from my dorm to the trainstation, mall, clubs etc for a fee of $10 is that ok?

[dasoupdude]

Im now going to charge a flat fare of $10 to anywhere I drive people unless they are close friends.

oh lord, you're going to turn yourself into a college doormat by doing that.

[frapjap]

[S13_love]

Im now going to charge a flat fare of $10 to anywhere I drive people unless they are close friends. BTW, is it illegal to transport people for money without a taxi license? If I were to transport people from my dorm to the trainstation, mall, clubs etc for a fee of $10 is that ok?

[ThatGuyRoger]

Im now going to charge a flat fare of $10 to anywhere I drive people unless they are close friends.

a**, gas, or grass...

man up

[PoorManQ45]

a**, gas, or grass...

man up

Effing

[Pento240sx]

You are like the cailifornia laws, pure FAIL.

[rc1honda]

Nala you are in college. You shouldn't be doing the designating driving. Put you freaking nikes on and walk to the bar get drunk and get laid. You such a freaking loser you don't even know what to do in college.

[Bubba1]

Im now going to charge a flat fare of $10 to anywhere I drive people unless they are close friends. BTW, is it illegal to transport people for money without a taxi license? If I were to transport people from my dorm to the trainstation, mall, clubs etc for a fee of $10 is that ok?

Illegal is not the issue, Nala. Your mom and dad are not paying your tuition, room & board plus that SUV plus insurance and upkeep, just so you could charge people to take them places, and then try to awkwardly hit on any attractive girl to whom you give a ride???? Geez, I didnt think it was possible for you to get any creepier, because the creep-o-meter is now pegging off the charts.

Some real advice: Ditch the taxi idea...immediately.

[timay]

Apparently the regulator for his creepiness is no good and is pegged at 16....

I always try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt (way to much, sucks being the nice guy all the time)...but I wish I never stuck up for this kid.

Hope nala isn't this awkward at the end of his 4 years in college, but the future doesn't look bright.

[GrilledCheese33]

Wow. I'm speechless.

[naladude911]

good new and bad news:

bad news: I tried fixing my trunk but since I cant open it the plastic trim wont come off
Good news: dance with this hot girl and using tito's advice, took it slow and eventually hooked up 5x and stuck my hands down her pants. I was going to ask her back to my room or get her number when her friend cockblocked and asked her to go outside.I found her on facebook though!.

[Bubba1]

Could you please stop lying?

He's probably not lying. What he's leaving out is when he reached his creepy hand down those pants, he found a pen15.

[dusred]

I found her on facebook though!.

I just broke my nose I face palmed so hard. Seriously. I just barely crouched under my desk cause I am so embarrassed for you.

[timay]

the pen15 will get you every time...

[S13_love]

Good news: dance with this hot girl and using tito's advice, took it slow and eventually hooked up 5x and stuck my hands down her pants.

...




... I'm gonna take a WILD guess here and say that you still don't know what "hooked up" means??

I was going to ask her back to my room or get her number when her friend cockblocked and asked her to go outside.

Does this surprise you?

I found her on facebook though!.

Goddamn f***in facebook....Nala, quit being a f***in creeper. That is legitimate stalking right there.

[ThatGuyRoger]

took it slow and eventually hooked up 5x and stuck my hands down her pants.

wait, wut?

taking it slow while dancing? are you trying to find a girlfriend at a club or party? crap man... close the deal in one night. stop saying you hooked up when you just made out or kissed her 5 times...and finger tips underneath her jeans feeling her panty line is not hands down pants.

but you are slowly making some kind of progress... very slowly

[Bubba1]

Nala, you're contradicting yourself. You say you followed Tita's advice to take it slow yet you plunged your hand down her pants at a party after kissing her. If thats slow, I'd hate to see fast. And you immediately began stalking her via Facebook? By the way it should come as no surprise her friend cockblocked you. Two words to explain it....



http://bigassmessage.com/5fee17a91

Of course it could also possibly be this...

[Urabus GodofTraction]

She's pretty accurate for me, actually...measuring girth! ZING!

[Jesda]

THIS WILL END WELL

[Dattebayo]

GOING RIGHT FOR THE GONADS IS KEY