Drug testing high school students

[DJ_B_Easy]

Specifically the first minute or so in support of the madscientist.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBBBxVNjOeE[/youtube]

[bigbadberry3]

Remember, drug testing for welfare now exists.

Where?

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-06-01/poli ... M:POLITICS

Florida unless I'm not understanding this correctly.

[AZhitman]

Ah. Correct. I'm guessing it'll be ruled unconstitutional and rescinded.

[numbnuts240]

i'd rather listen to someone with a cancer voice box before i listen to chris rock. florida is stupid, i still can't figure out how it's still a part of the US.

[themadscientist]

Krispy Kreme doughnuts are suspiciously good. Chris might be on to something here.

[JoeCool6972]

A lot of jobs do random drug testing, mine is one. So why not? But do it at the schools, not at home. It would cut out a lot of crap. My child's education shouldn't have to suffer because of some damn drug fiends and drug dealers.

[themadscientist]

But he should be subjected to groundless accusation of wrongdoing through the policy of mandatory seizure of his urine? Strange lines you draw there.

Oh well. Schools are just a place where the curious and creative are sent to have the will and hope squeezed out of them so they can be productive automatons for the state. Might as well grab them by the genitals and teach them to piss on command for authority figures early. That way as the yoke is affixed around their neck as they grow into adulthood and they start getting f*** in the a** they won't fight back or tense up while they wait to expire.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7oeGl705Lo[/youtube]

I used to lament the idea of sending my child to such an institution, but the more I think about it the more I relish the prospect. Mad Jr. is going to walk into class ready to throw down. Dad will armor him with truth and personal empowerment and will sit down with him every night and discuss the day. I'll show him where his teachers were full of s***, how weak and malleable his classmates were and why he needs to make sure he always seeks personal excellence and never stops questioning his rulers including me.

[bigbadberry3]

Drug testing high school athletes has been more of a focus lately on a tangent.

[themadscientist]

If the kid's head looks like Barry Bonds' it might be called for.