Don't want to go through a body scan? TSA will touch your...

[RCA]

Balls.





Yup. Your balls. In order to make you feel uncomfortable enough to just go through the X-ray scanners. I personally will make them touch my balls and I will pretend to enjoy it.

http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news ... tdowns.ars

Your thoughts NICO?

[ThatGuyRoger]

feelin on the gooch

[PoorManQ45]

Why is it never a hot nurse that asks you to turn your head and cough!

[themadscientist]

Get some you fascist f***. I think you will find palming my glorious package the high point of your day and I really don't give a dam; I don't embarrass. Hell, I'll do you one better. Get on your knees and I'll whip out Excalibur and knight you right there. I'm not getting in your human microwave so put on some Marvin Gaye, pour a few glasses of Boones Farm, and let's get it on.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQV9I3Se ... re=related[/youtube]

[tigersharkdude]

I asked him if the new guidelines included a cavity search. "No way. You think Congress would allow that?"

I answered, "If you're a terrorlst, you're going to hide your weapons in your anus or your vagina." He blushed when I said "vagina."

"Yes, but starting tomorrow, we're going to start searching your crotchal area"—this is the word he used, "crotchal"—"and you're not going to like it."

"What am I not going to like?" I asked.

"We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance," he explained.

"Resistance?" I asked.

"Your testicles," he explained.

'That's funny," I said, "because 'The Resistance' is the actual name I've given to my testicles."

He answered, "Like 'The Situation,' that guy from Jersey Shore?"

I busted out laughing at whats in bold

[Jesda]

No more paying $50/hr for a grope. AWESOME.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

"To professionalize, you must federalize."

Yeah, that's working out well.

[PEZi]

i'm just curious if you get to choose what sex does the 'pat down' thing..... if i can request a woman i will gladly choose the personal experience over that cold hearted x-ray machine

[PoorManQ45]

i'm just curious if you get to choose what sex does the 'pat down' thing..... if i can request a woman i will gladly choose the personal experience over that cold hearted x-ray machine

[IBCoupe]

Really, Pezi? Have you seen the TSA ladies lately? Some of them might as well be men.

[PoorManQ45]

Really, Pezi? Have you seen the TSA ladies lately? Some of them might as well be men.

It's just a fantasy bro.

It's like a female police officer. You know that the majority of them are beasts, but there are those few hotties that you can only hope for!

[Bubba1]

That new rule might help explain why Nala recently announced he wants to take people to the airport and to carry their bags...

[Jesda]

Man, I love Marvin Gaye.

[numbnuts240]

i listen to "trouble man" AT LEAST once a day.

[Dattebayo]

Really, Pezi? Have you seen the TSA ladies lately? Some of them might as well be men.

Many of the ladies at Dulles and BWI are hotties. I cringe at the chicks they have at Reagan airport, tho...

[DrifterXRPS13]

I've been getting my balls grabbed for years at the airport, i won't fly without first being fluffed.

[dusred]

I'll just make sure I have an erectlon when I'm being patted down that way it will be even more awkward.

Another thing I could do is put two golf balls in my shorts. h

[AppleBonker]

I've been getting my balls grabbed for years at the airport

But you guys like to strap bombs to your willies before flying, right? So this makes sense to me.

[Dattebayo]

Whitey gets through unchecked every time. No fun for whitey...

[PEZi]

Really, Pezi? Have you seen the TSA ladies lately? Some of them might as well be men.

Many of the ladies at Dulles and BWI are hotties. I cringe at the chicks they have at Reagan airport, tho...

yeah denver ain't bad either

[themadscientist]

I'll just make sure I have an erectlon when I'm being patted down that way it will be even more awkward.

Great idea, I'll try that. I might also lick my lips and say "slow for daddy"

[RCA]

Great idea, I'll try that. I might also lick my lips and say "slow for daddy"

Hmm, they might see this erectlon as a threat and ask for a cavity search. This will be where the fun stops....


for some...

[Dattebayo]

This will be where the fun stops....


for some...

Depends on who's cavity is being searched... with what?

[themadscientist]

Great idea, I'll try that. I might also lick my lips and say "slow for daddy"

Hmm, they might see this erectlon as a threat and ask for a cavity search. This will be where the fun stops....


for some...

I'll pack peanut butter in my crack to keep it interesting.

[RCA]

This will be where the fun stops....


for some...

Depends on who's cavity is being searched... with what?

A penal probe and the cavity, your a**.


This will obviously lead to sex during your next cavity search though...

[Dattebayo]

No, we decided it all starts with the anal probe. Pay attention!

[RCA]

What are you talking about?

[PoorManQ45]

ATM!

[ADDirishboy]

What are you talking about?

Check the "no s*** of the day" thread.

[RCA]

What are you talking about?

Check the "no s*** of the day" thread.

I did. IDK what Dave is talking about....