Don't want to go through a body scan? TSA will touch your...

[ADDirishboy]

Then you're not trying hard enough.

[Empty V]

Many of the ladies at Dulles and BWI are hotties. I cringe at the chicks they have at Reagan airport, tho...

I fly in and out of Dulles monthly and have yet to see any TSA chicks look less then beastly.

BTW I was listening to an XM talk show Monday andvthey said that the pat downs will exclude the crotch. Dude was furious taking into account the underwear b0mber.

[themadscientist]

I will exercise my constitutional right to have my junk slapped around.

[Bubba1]

Many of the ladies at Dulles and BWI are hotties. I cringe at the chicks they have at Reagan airport, tho...

I fly in and out of Dulles monthly and have yet to see any TSA chicks look less then beastly.

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Perhaps the ones at BWI shave their backs....

[RCA]

I will exercise my constitutional right to have my junk slapped around.

It sounds dirty and Patriotic all at the same time.

[scotty-2-forty]

Just a thought ... the drug-sniffing dog could be retrained. It's only natural anyway, right?

[RCA]

http://www.pixiq.com/article/the-airport-security-grope


TL;DR
Professional camera man travels a lot.
He usually has no issues with traveling with his gear and writes articles on the best way to do so.
He writes his experience with the TSA's "Body scan or testicle pat down"


Wow. Just wow.

[Razi]

I'll pack peanut butter in my crack to keep it interesting.

[numbnuts240]

i can has package fondling fo free ninety nine?

[heliochrome85]

this thread is full of WIN


on a side note, we never learned the "turn your head and cough" in medical school. Maybe I missed that lecture?

[numbnuts240]

that would be the one lecture i showed up for, not hung over, and with a box of joe all to myself. cereal.

[heliochrome85]

you're telling me. i honestly do wonder where that method came from. ill say this, the method we were taught, alot less pleasant than being manhandled.

[RCA]

http://www.pixiq.com/article/the-airport-security-grope


TL;DR
Professional camera man travels a lot.
He usually has no issues with traveling with his gear and writes articles on the best way to do so.
He writes his experience with the TSA's "Body scan or testicle pat down"


Wow. Just wow.

Just want to make sure this makes it to page 2

[numbnuts240]

your cliff notes failed to summarize his experience. that's lame so i'm not clicking s***, no matter what page it's on.