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you posted this in the "treatment of gays" thread
MinisterofDOOM wrote:Where's that picture Jesda posted...

ahh, yes...
at that point i said thank god ive got 8 days

well im sitting here, its due in 5 and 1/2 hours, and ive still got another probably 5 or 6 pages left

you cursed me, a swift revenge shall come upon you


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*watching the sun come up*

well that was fun...normally if im awake at this point of day im so drunk i dont remember it

ah **** its cloudy, i bet it rains while im walking to ****ing class

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disclaimer:

im in a really funky mood right now, all thats keeping me awake is the 12 pack of sunkist that i just polished off in the last 7 hours

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you need to report back on if that makes you pee orange...always wanted to experiment with changing the color of my pee never had the times

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wont happen, you dont directly piss what you drink

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im working on 7 hours sleep total since i woke up sunday morning

i feel im going to have to write an acceptance speech, VMA tYt3 y0, because of the amount of soda ive had...i really owe sunkist a big one

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nismofly wrote:wont happen, you dont directly piss what you drink
Ahhh... but have you ever had Kellogg's Pops cereal? used to be called Corn Pops. Anyhow... My pee gets a very strange odor after eating a ton of corn pops. I wonder what chemical they put in that cereal that my body passes in such a way?

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^^ same thing with SMACKS cereal, the same odor the cereal gives off when its in the bowl when you piss...

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you guys are way too observant.

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piss is the toxins in your blood being filtered out

ever wondered why you piss like you never have before when youre drinking? because theres so much of the toxins in your blood stream

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toxins plus the undigestible portions of the food you eat

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IWannaS15 wrote:toxins plus the undigestible portions of the food you eat
which is why i was originally curious about the orange! I mean with the junk they put in to make those things the color they are!

*full disclosure i like sunkist and also drink at least 2 cokes a day I ain't a soda h8er*

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I dont drink a lot of soda, unless less some Jack or Bacardi mixed it. When I do ,I obey my thirst by drinking Sprite.

I had a bad experience as a kid. I drank Sunkist (or some orange soda) and ate a bag of Cheetos. I got sick and it all came out like Agent Orange. Lesson learned: Dont mix different flavors of the same color.

EDIT: Dont try posting while writing a report and watching Blackhawk Down. Your post will make as much sense as my first 'sentence' ^
Modified by IWannaS15 at 1:48 PM 5/4/2006

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Try eating a bunch of asparagus - You can clear a city block with asparagus-piss odor!

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AZhitman wrote:Try eating a bunch of asparagus - You can clear a city block with asparagus-piss odor!




Asparagus is the worst.

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nismofly wrote:piss is the toxins in your blood being filtered out

ever wondered why you piss like you never have before when youre drinking? because theres so much of the toxins in your blood stream
Somewhat, but not really. Alcohol is a diuretic, just like caffiene and cranberry juice are. Basically, that means it increases the amount of urine your body increases.

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nchopp wrote:
Somewhat, but not really. Alcohol is a diuretic, just like caffiene and cranberry juice are. Basically, that means it increases the amount of urine your body increases.
Every once in a while, Chopp reminds me of PMQ.

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Applejacks and coffee are awesome too. When you piss after those its generally makes me want more applejacks and/or coffee, because it smells EXACTELY like what went in.

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Eikon wrote:Every once in a while, Chopp reminds me of PMQ.
Not friends anymore.

My mom's a pharmacist, I've been listening to this health stuff my whole life, ok? My other excuse is I'm working on my EMT license. Back off!

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nchopp wrote:
Not friends anymore.

My mom's a pharmacist, I've been listening to this health stuff my whole life, ok? My other excuse is I'm working on my EMT license. Back off!
You're right... That was a low blow. I just meant it as a little friendly ribbing.. but I clearly crossed the line. Please forgive me!

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Ok, how about this. Sometimes you remind me of PMQ except in most cases, you're right. That's what separates the two of you and leads us to like you, and constantly berate him.

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Eikon wrote:You're right... That was a low blow. I just meant it as a little friendly ribbing.. but I clearly crossed the line. Please forgive me!
Of course, you're forgiven. No worries.
gabossie wrote:Ok, how about this. Sometimes you remind me of PMQ except in most cases, you're right. That's what separates the two of you and leads us to like you, and constantly berate him.
ROFL!

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AZhitman wrote:Try eating a bunch of asparagus - You can clear a city block with asparagus-piss odor!
You'd be surprised what your friends do when you eat asparagus and piss in their windshield washer reservoir.

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M3Racer wrote:You'd be surprised what your friends do when you eat asparagus and piss in their windshield washer reservoir.
Wow. Jon, that makes me think of a line from The Jackal. "I loved this man like a brother. So I took no pleasure in that. But if I can do that to one I love, just imagine what I can do to one I hate.

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w00t for sleeping all day

didnt piss orange either, but im not feeling too good after living on soda alone for 3 days

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Nick240sx wrote:^^ same thing with SMACKS cereal, the same odor the cereal gives off when its in the bowl when you piss...


only thing it's WAAAAAAAAAAY more potent. like your body friggin REFINES the scent lolol

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xekushnr wrote:you guys are way too observant.
YOU eat a bowl of smacks and take a leak and try not to notice.

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PantherRacer wrote:

only thing it's WAAAAAAAAAAY more potent. like your body friggin REFINES the scent lolol
quoted for truth


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