damn you MoD

[Dieselman]

[JESTER]

Just a note on pissing a certain color. Drink a 5th of Blue Coraca (sp) and you will piss blue. My former boss did and scared the **** out of him self. He thought something was seriously wrong until he remembered what he drunk.

[JESTER]

I would only bring this up in OTHERS. If a mod feels the need to remove it, as it is extremly sexual content, do so. No hard feelings.. Hehe, I said hard... Anyway:

One more thing, I was at a pool party about a year or so ago. It is an adult oriented party. Lots of drinking, and several people with out proper swim suits and so forth. While we were sitting around, teh ladies started discussing oral sex. So of course all teh guys listened closely.

They were saying that eating different foods made your semen taste differently. They were discussing that drinking OJ makes it tatse bad, and celery gives it a batter flavor. Now I have never heard this stuff before.

I of course exclaim, "So that's why chicks serve celery with buffalo wings!"

Anyone else heard this? I mean if it assit in getting oral sex, I will eat celery. Even though it is the nastiest stuff on the planet, but I guess I can help the ladies out, and do my part.

[skylndrftr]

haven't heard the celery thing but have heard the oj thing actually. Sounds like me and the little lady need to do some experimenting

I remeber the blue pepsi crap will change your pee blue if you drink enough of it

[Nick240sx]

in addition to the celery flavor. if you drink a considerable amount of pineapple juice the same will happen, ive been told that its almost the same as pineapple juice. and my girl actually likes pineapple juice...mods please remove this if you wish.

[JESTER]

Dude, I always wondered about that. Not like I get any, anyway.

Life sucks, I need a woman.

[Nick240sx]

guys, i have one thing to add, pineapple juice theory is no longer theory ---- its fact.

[PoorManQ45]

Every once in a while, Chopp reminds me of PMQ.

I've noticed this too.

IIRC someone once said this about me, He's not in the cool crowd, but he keeps posting remarks that would generally be cool if he were in the crowd, but since he's rejected he tries even harder. Thus we end up having to ban him for making such extreme remarks because people have complained, although if a more popular member made the remark noone would mind.

It was somethign like that.

Nchopp. YOu have the same habit as me. You make threads and posts that say, "Look at me, i'm cool too"

[gabossie]

Alright, who let him in here?

[Jesda]

I ****ing hate all of you. I will eat your pets and rape your hands.

[Mr1der]

while he's doing that.

I'm gonna rape your eyes and burn your nose.

[JESTER]

I ****ing hate all of you. I will eat your pets and rape your hands.

wtf????? Appearently I missed something somewhere. Lets get back to the discussion at hand... Oral sex, which I dont get none of.

[91RMKS13]

piss is the toxins in your blood being filtered out

ever wondered why you piss like you never have before when youre drinking? because theres so much of the toxins in your blood stream

yousir r a fvckin genie us i an testingg that rite now and u is rite i be pissssni like crazy...

hahahahahaha corona comes out hte same color

[240marcuSX]

lol @ this thread. Oh and btw I have heard of the celery thing before, but I think it applies to almost all vegetables, and I think meats are also supposed to worsen the "flavor"

[skylndrftr]

yousir r a fvckin genie us i an testingg that rite now and u is rite i be pissssni like crazy...

hahahahahaha corona comes out hte same color

[hannibal]

yousir r a fvckin genie us i an testingg that rite now and u is rite i be pissssni like crazy...

hahahahahaha corona comes out hte same color

Best drunk post Ive seen in a long time...

[PantherRacer]

Best drunk post Ive seen in a long time...

quoted for truth!!!!!

[The Count]

yousir r a fvckin genie us i an testingg that rite now and u is rite i be pissssni like crazy...

hahahahahaha corona comes out hte same color

[91RMKS13]

Thank you guys! I work hard to be a good drunk.

[skylndrftr]

seriously man how much did you drink? I have never seen a post be that drunk

[91RMKS13]

do you really expect me to remember?

[91RMKS13]

chack mi new poosst i donnnnnnne bettr this time (man drining on emptie tummy = bad) i am going t2 b so fvked 2morrow (shh1t its 2day)(my prom is today0

[skylndrftr]

are you drunk or has counter strike just invaded your brain?

[91RMKS13]

haha i drank on an empty stomach (bad idea)

[Dieselman]

haha i drank on an empty stomach (bad idea)

Yes my friend, you are a n00b at drinking!

[91RMKS13]

umm no i was broke and did not give a f*** (i spent all my money on beer).

[JESTER]

I do it all the time. If I dont, it takes me forever to get a buzz, and like a half of a fifth.

[91RMKS13]

same here ^

sometimes after buying beer i cant afford munchies.

[skylndrftr]

Yes my friend, you are a n00b at drinking!

dude its so much better to drink on an empty stomach you get drunker faster and cheaper

[JESTER]

Exactly. But I do get the major munchies after I am good and drunk. I will eat darn near anything. I had the cat eye balling me one night. Think she was getting a bit paranoid because I couldnt find anything to munch on.