Craigslist Ads

[matzinm2]

Lol that reminds me!

Not an ad, but a story.

My buddy has a 2004 GTO, procharged and has a 50 shot of Nitrous Xpress, at the time of this interaction it was just procharged and had 480hp, ~460 ft/lbs to the ground. He went to McDonalds one night and pulls up to the window.

Guy at window: Oh cool! is that one of those new GTO's?!

John: Yes it is.

Guy at window: That's a cool car I guess, it's too bad they're four bangers and made them front wheel drive.(This is with the procharger whistling on a 5.7 at 700 rpm idle )

John: Yea, it really is too bad (and burns the F(*& out of that drive through, clouding out Mr. smart McDonalds employee.

The end.

[UneaK]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/1202622219.html

Has power? That car had a V8 with 170 HP

1991 Power Teams

http://www.iroczone.com/specs/camaro/camaro91.html

thats around my area

[1988montecarloss]

Highly Modified 1999 Dodge Neon - good Condition

currently has 120k miles but was rebuilt not too long ago.

I have a highly Custom Lightning Bolt Decal, Looks Very cool when you are hauling down the road because it really looks like lightning, it looks like you are going real fast!I also have a Custom Hood that was fabricated by Moore Performance. This car is a for sure hear turner, no doubt with its custom 5 spoke wheels.

Greatest part is that its Front Wheel Drive, not one of those lame RWD or AWD that wastes gas and is not meant for the track. This car is perfect for the track. For those who dont know the FWD pulls your through the turn!!! not push you through the turn like other "Race" cars.

It even comes with an intake. has a K&n filter on it and you will not believe the engine response compared to stock Neons, i hate to get rid of this beauty but tough times calls for tough decisions

http://orangecounty.craigslist....html

whoever wrote that ad should be shot before they contaminate the gene pool. who ever does it better do it quick because his lightning bolt decal probably gets him laid left and right

[the.rugger]

whoever wrote that ad should be shot before they contaminate the gene pool. who ever does it better do it quick because his lightning bolt decal probably gets him laid left and right

yes, LOL

[blakexcore]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/1196551938.html

wow,those taillights are fail.

[UneaK]

http://wichita.craigslist.org/cto/1202622219.html

Has power? That car had a V8 with 170 HP

1991 Power Teams

http://www.iroczone.com/specs/camaro/camaro91.html

thats around my area

[zeause]

Lol that reminds me!

Not an ad, but a story.

My buddy has a 2004 GTO, procharged and has a 50 shot of Nitrous Xpress, at the time of this interaction it was just procharged and had 480hp, ~460 ft/lbs to the ground. He went to McDonalds one night and pulls up to the window.

Guy at window: Oh cool! is that one of those new GTO's?!

John: Yes it is.

Guy at window: That's a cool car I guess, it's too bad they're four bangers and made them front wheel drive.(This is with the procharger whistling on a 5.7 at 700 rpm idle )

John: Yea, it really is too bad (and burns the F(*& out of that drive through, clouding out Mr. smart McDonalds employee.

The end.

A douche at the drag strip told me to rip the e-brake and smoke my front tires to heat them up. f***ing idiot.

[EvillE423]

http://tricities.craigslist.or....html

WTF! Is this dude serious?

[asoomal]

http://vancouver.en.craigslist....html

Quote »The car has been babied since day 1. Well maintained, regular oil changes, always parked in the garage, never left outside etc....

ASKING PRICE: $10,000 OBO

Automatic, KA engine, 135,000kmsPower locks, Power windows, Power mirrors, sunroof, cruise control, tilt-steering

-S15 Fenders-S15 Hood-S15 Front bumper-S15 Headlights-BN Sports T-IV side skirts and rear bumper-Uras smoked taillights-Carbon fiber mirrors-Carbon fiber spoiler-Carbon fiber front splitter-19" Alba "Bank" chrome rims-Pirelli all season tires-Apexi exhaust-6000K HID Conversion-Viper 2 way pager car alarm-Tanabe Sustec Pro S-OC Type II coilovers-Tachometer-7" pioneer dvd touch screen-two 7" Monkey Video visor screens-15" Kicker Solo Baric L5 sub woofer (comes with both a ported box and a non-ported box)-Rockford amp-Back and front window tint-Clear side markers-Sunroof-Top painted black

More pics can be seen at the sites below:http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2467891ht ... 58/aaa345/

Similar: honda,civic,accord,240sx,rx7,toyota,crx,del sol,mr2,prelude, nissan,skyline,hyundai,bmw,eagle talon,180sx, acura,supra rb25 rb26 rb20 350z jdm rhd, G35, Infiniti,[/quote]

[Rawrvasour]

Wow its a beautiful conversion. But an auto KA 10k + a swap hmmmmm i think i might do it if i had the money but way to many tvs ide sell a few to help pay for the swap

[Fieldy]

1995 240sx F/T

This thread is for funny/stupid/ridiculous/otherwise entertaining craigslist ads, not for ignoring the forum rules and trying to sell/trade/pimp/ whatever.. (10 posts req'd to post in classifieds) Oh and thats where this belongs, not in the craigslist hate club. Read before you post

[jenzart2002]

Yea that one was not funny...Guess people don't read

[matzinm2]

Wow its a beautiful conversion. But an auto KA 10k + a swap hmmmmm i think i might do it if i had the money but way to many tvs ide sell a few to help pay for the swap

LAWLZ, that car = So much fail.

[Stev0n]

Nashville Tn Parts car. Totaled.

it's got the mudflaps on it... but LOL at the price I bought my mint shell for less than 1/2 that price.

[driven_]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.or....html

Date: 2009-06-11, 4:22PM CDT

240SX COUPE 92' 6000$ OR TRADE FOR AN INTEGRA OR CIVIC

[email protected]

103KSTANCE COILOVER SETUPKONIG WHEELS

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seriously?

1. its overpriced.2. yes its clean, i know.3. wtf trade for a f***ing honda?

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

and he declined trade for my s14.

[driven_]

oh more. :P

not a car, but an ugly spoiler.==============================================This spoiler came off of a 500hp SR20DET S13 Silvia. It's fully adjustable and will bolt on anything.It's made of real carbon fiber and goes for 400 brand new.

The clear coat was peeling so i wet sanded it down and hit it with a smooth satin finish. You spray it with gloss right on top is you wish.

I'm looking for $80 FIRM. Going fast!

614-578-6451

Keywords: Wing, civic, 240sx, accord, prelude, eclipse, talon, honda, nissan, toyota, mitsubishi, eagle.==================================

http://columbus.craigslist.org/pts/1218368420.html

LOL $400 Brand new.

[agermanleper]

http://milwaukee.craigslist.or....htmlseriously?

1. its overpriced.2. yes its clean, i know.3. wtf trade for a f***ing honda?

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL.

and he declined trade for my s14.

I don't know if I would worry about it that much. I saw that car on my local (Tulsa) Craigslist awhile ago, and if the car is being sold up that far it doesn't make sense. Maybe not, but i've seen that car before. Also I don't know who would try to scam by trading a car. I don't think that's possible.

[sk8er75686]

f&f sticker? really?

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1215806991.html

[zenki-S13]

haha i saw that one the other day. i laughed so hard

f&f sticker? really?

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/1215806991.html

[JDM_Alex]

driven_, I've seen your car up for sale on the local craigslist. that thing is beautiful...why has it not sold? I'd keep that

[-RJ-]

http://richmond.craigslist.org/pts/1207619341.html

i lol'd

[spitfirejunky]

wtt 4 honda. 96 altima turbo. - $4500 (milwaukee)

ka24det motor t3t4 turbo greddy bov, huge hks front mount, lots huge list............ im looking for a nother honda, bc honda is what i know best. this altima is tunned with apexi neo. and is a fast car. kills jdm type r swapd civics and such 253whp ....lots of power only on 6psi. check it out im looking for a trade for a nice integra no da dc only and maybe a nice eg. they must be spotless or close. or have a good motor in them....no single cams unless fully built. this nissan is fast, im willing to lose in the deal, bc i just dont know nissan enough. and have rebuilt counless honda motors text me 414 315 1672

http://milwaukee.craigslist.or....html

hes a ricer boy

[motoman399]

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/cto/1225142955.html

lol SUPERCHARGED!!!!

[schanne]

I emailed the guy with the s13 for 10k with a auto ka24de. I asked why 10k? I also sent him a couple other cars around his area for the same exact money, they were skylines.... He was pissed

[blakexcore]

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/cto/1203386042.html

nice car, but why a zenki front on a kouki?

[Fieldy]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org....html

that thing needs to be crushed

[driven_]

driven_, I've seen your car up for sale on the local craigslist. that thing is beautiful...why has it not sold? I'd keep that

there was a rust hole that was riveted and caked on that was bigger than i thought.yeah, no body rust, but plenty of floor-related rust.

and my rockers once rusted out, were riveted also, but looks clean.if it doesnt sell, i'll just keep it. i'm just TW.

EDIT: you did NOT hear that from me. hehe.

[Oversteer Obsessed]

http://boston.craigslist.org/g....html

[95bloodsx]

What yall think about it? I'm thinking bad unless he's got proof of rebuild.

http://northmiss.craigslist.or....html

[motoman399]

this one even has a gas pedal lol

http://portland.craigslist.org....html