Craigslist Ads

[schanne]

Whats FEMALETRAITS2, 3, and 4?

[RCA]

LMAO I am not sure really. It sounds robotic...

But here is the newest craigslist nonsence:http://winstonsalem.craigslist....html

Your childs next car!

EDIT:This is MAJOR ownage! Also allot of badass!http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mis/1262845863.html
Modified by rcabrita at 1:19 PM 7/10/2009

[kornaz]

LMAO I am not sure really. It sounds robotic...

But here is the newest craigslist nonsence:http://winstonsalem.craigslist....html

Your childs next car!

EDIT:This is MAJOR ownage! Also allot of badass!http://stlouis.craigslist.org/mis/1262845863.html

Modified by rcabrita at 1:19 PM 7/10/2009

Ahahahahaha!!! That was a good read. Actually, this thing happened to me also, but no threats.

So we are in the line to get some junkfood and this big a** black lady pulls right in front of us and just parks her car. Parking lot was to the right, 15 feet away. She parked in the drive through. Now, me GF was driving, so i kind of let it go at first, but then got mad and started to honk at that dumb b****. She even had the nerve to tell me to go around. Seriously, who do they think they are?

[the.rise]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...3A317

mmm love that paint

[driven_]

Lol.

someone went drifting.and FAILED.now selling their car.yey! for drifting!

p.s.this was in chicago craigslist.

I have a 93' nissan 240sx coupe with many mods. wrecked a couple days ago have been driving it the last couple days and all mechanics work perfect. no engine or transmissions problems, has a brand new radiator as of like 3 weeks ago, new fuel injectors, new bosch platinum IR fusion plugs and wires, JDM crystal taillights, G3 turn signal mirrors, G4, body kit, skunk 2 exhaust, 17" Drag Dr 34s with Falken Ziex tires, Tinted windows, remote start, shaved emblems, and brand new black and blue Otto R racing seats with sliders/brackets and lambo hinges ( included) It was going in monday to get the final body work done and going in for paint the following week. funny how that works huh? im just far too pissed to spend money fixing it. as I said it runs perfect, AC and heat work perfect, there is NO mechanical damage purely cosmetic. it needs a new fender, hood, bumper and headlight. you can get all that for $500 without much looking, in fact people are always parting out 240s on CL for very cheap. I have spent about double between the car and parts in the last 6 weeks so asking this is a very fair offer and a great deal for whoever buys it. make me an offer but please do not low ball me. i plan on having it gone before monday. this is a Hell of a lot of stuff for the price. also open to trades depending.

[nissan67]

http://seattle.craigslist.org/....htmlthis car has the silvia conversion and ls2 engine but a 2006 pontiac gto interior and is also automatic. If it was me why not just by a REAL pontiac gto?

[nissan67]

id rather spend 16,000 on a shell and build.

[matzinm2]

id rather spend 16,000 on a shell and build.

Lol I know~! that's what I'm doing, and the engine is a good swap but the interior, dash, center console=fail. And 16,000 W/O the wheels... really dude? What am I gonna do with a car with no wheels?!

[blakexcore]

i kinda like it, to be honest.the hood scoop can go, though.

[Nali]

hahaIts a computer program for automatically generating Ads.

But it obviously broke on them. You click FEMALETRAIT1 and the program enters Sensual in the ad, click 2 you get good at head click 3 so on and so forth

So they can make a thousand ads at the click of a few buttons. Funny to have actually nabbed one that didnt change out the codes.

[nissan67]

not worth a bmw e36 trade

[foulplay]

1997 Nissan 240SX - $2900 (louisville)I knew this was a scam from the get go, but I replied to the seller and the email I got back didnt answer any of my questions and talks about wanting to use eBay Vehicle Purchase Protection to complete the transaction (WHICH IS BULLs***).

Here is the link, check it out.http://louisville.craigslist.o....html

[sebazztard]

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/cto/1283350527.html

apparently shogun is fnf looking these days

[ray666]

http://pensacola.craigslist.or....html

What a rip off

[RCA]

The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

http://www.craigslist.org/abou....html

[mizurax]

That top ten most annoying customers in Denny was funny.

[schanne]

The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

http://www.craigslist.org/abou....html

Outstanding!

[schanne]

http://www.craigslist.org/abou....html

[sebazztard]

oh my ga

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1271808978.html

we have a winner.

[rootS13]

The top 10 most annoying customers in Denny's at 3am

http://www.craigslist.org/abou....html

More please..

[nissan67]

[url=http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1296663013.html...[/url]

Modified by nissan67 at 11:54 PM 7/31/2009
Modified by nissan67 at 11:55 PM 7/31/2009

[agermanleper]

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1296663013.html Fixed Link

[asoomal]

[url=http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1296663013.html[/url] Fixed

/FAIL

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/1296663013.html

[agermanleper]

Dang it beat me to it I just edited.

[NizMentality]

I should have done this a long time ago.

Let's post up all the "check this ricer out on Craig's!" threads in here. Just for sanity's sake, try to quote the craig's link when you're making fun of it.

Very Clean.... RICER lol..http://inlandempire.craigslist....html

[asoomal]

WORST RIMS EVER!

[rubicscube420]

http://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://orangecounty.craigslist....htmlhttp://losangeles.craigslist.o....html

beatershttp://losangeles.craigslist.o....htmlhttp://losangeles.craigslist.o....htmlhttp://losangeles.craigslist.o....html

http://s75.photobucket.com/alb...0.jpgh ... .o....html

[FadedDrifter123]

^^^ did u just post random things u came across on craigslist.com??? thanks for an update....i think we can all find stuff on the net.

BUT, that Denny's waitress stress out was F*cking classic. props for finding that one.

[SirSilvia]

omg this needs taken out and shot http://pittsburgh.craigslist.o....htmlCar runs. Sold As-Is. The body is dinged up.

I have drove it 150 miles a week to work for the past two years.

Has 99,000+ miles on it. Inspection was due at the end of 01/09. Automatic Transmission.

This car does need fixed up. There are many little things wrong with it. However, with everything below, I have been able to operate it for the past 3 years.

ENGINE:

-Everything is fine with the engine except a slow anti-freeze leak. I'm not sure if it leaks, or if it burns up. Either way, I have to add some every other day (150 miles or so) or else the car will only have hot air if it's engine is moving well. I replaced the radiator two years ago. When the anti-freeze is low, and the car sits at idle too long, it will start to over-heat. However, if it is driven, and your never stuck in traffic, it's fine.

TRANSMISSION:

-For whatever reason, the transmission will refuse to downshift at times. This has only happened after the car has driven 20+ miles. It will downshift manually with the automatic shifter knob when this happens, but it will not automatically downshift.-The transmission was replaced about 18 months after I bought the car. I noticed problems with the original one within days of buying the car.

BODY:

- Divers Side Front Quarter Panel is damaged- Rear Bumper is Damaged- Read Trunk Lid is Damaged. It will not latch completly shut.- Car is Spray Painted Matte Black. Previous owner painted it, but did not clear coat it. As it got worse, I repainted it using two matte black spray cans. Looks fine, but it will never shine without a paint job.- Other various minor dings, but those stand out.- I have a brand new, unpainted rear fiberglass bumper to match the original.- Car is outfitted with complete front and rear bumper, and ground effects. - Car has shaved door handles. The work is beginning to crack a bit, may need touched up.- The control for opening the doors does not work for the front and passenger door. Sometimes it will work randomly, then go back to not working. So I'm guessing it's an easy fix, but I knew very little about car electronics. For almost a year, I have had to open the back doors to reach in and open the drivers door to get in. I guess the plus side is that I never have to lock my doors.- Car has a large sport spoiler that is alot higher than most.

EXHAUST:

- Has a loud muffler. Some sort of sport custom muffler. Was already there when I bought the car.- Has some sort of aftermarket intake that sucks air inside the hood. (Picure included)

BRAKES:

- Brakes work, but will probably need them to pass inspection.- ABS does not work. It's currently unplugged or else it tries to start up each time the car starts.

LIGHTS:

- Has two tail lights out on the passenger side. One of them is the turn signal.- Front turn signals are very dim. May need replaced.

WHEELS:

- Has 4 decent tires. None of them need replaced for inspection I believe.- Car will come with four extra 18" chrome rims. They require low profile tires to fit onto the car. I might have lost the adaptor rings for the tires to fit the car, but I would imagine you could order them. Just don't count on them if you are buying the car. Once the tires ran flat, I did not want to spent the money needed to replace them, so I put the stock rims back onto the car. Rims are in decent shape, but they have been sitting outside for almost a year.

STORY:

I bought this car off of someone in Maryland 3 years ago. It's previous owner before that I believe lived in Washington, D.C., Las. Vegas, and San Fransisco where it was first bought. This information is found because most of the service history is still in the glove box. The original car color was dark purple.

Before I bought the car, the owner replaced the timing belt and water pump. This was at 72,000 miles, so it does not need a new one. This can be a costly service if you need to do it.

[SirSilvia]

and here's the pics