Cats

[NSR_s30]

Find out who is feeding them and ask them to stop. If they refuse tell them that is fine as you will simply present them with a monthly bill for cleaning your car.

Alternatively, you can make flyers with her (him, tho doubtful) name and face with details that this person is the one attracting the cats to the parking lot, then each day you can put them on each persons windshield that has cat prints all over it. Eventually she will quit after tons of people get pissed at her.

[crackler]

When I was a kid, my Grandpa apparently didn't appreciate squirrels eating his garden, I remember going with him to drop the squirrels off in the middle of no where after he caught them in a live trap.

Just get some of these and leave it next to your car, filled with some tuna and then call animal control.

Search for live animal cages or live animal traps.http://www.qualitycage.com/lat.html



Or the BB gun. . .
Modified by cracker at 10:03 PM 1/9/2008

[skydragoness]

Vinegar Is Used To Clean Up The Smell Of There Pee.So They Won't Pee There Thinking Is There Regular Pee Place.I Have A Dog So I Have Used This Technique.Doubt It Will Keep Them Away.Oddly My Uncle Had A Similar Problem With Geese Covering His Whole Front Yard With Poo.Throwing A Strip Of Fire Cracker While They Come Close Has Done Wonders, Not Trying To Hurt Them Just Make Them Clear There Not Welcome Around That Area.

That takes a lot of work... I mean.. capitalizing the first letter of every single word. Do you use some other kind of program to post? Seriously, the first part I thought I was reading a poem or a limerick.

Anyway..My best advice would to be to contact your local cat rescue group or any humane group that relocates strays to other areas, etc. But for now, I'd go w/ the smelly repellents. Do you know exactly who's feeding them? If so, I'd do what audtatious said.

[Dittoz7]

That takes a lot of work... I mean.. capitalizing the first letter of every single word. Do you use some other kind of program to post? Seriously, the first part I thought I was reading a poem or a limerick.

Shift_...Key

[cmfireman]

When I was a kid, my Grandpa apparently didn't appreciate squirrels eating his garden, I remember going with him to drop the squirrels off in the middle of no where after he caught them in a live trap.

Just get some of these and leave it next to your car, filled with some tuna and then call animal control.



Or the BB gun. . .

Modified by cracker at 10:03 PM 1/9/2008

I was wondering if anybody would ever suggest this.

I've built a few of these to relocate some cats around the house.



Prop up the door and put some food in the back, cat walks in, hits stick and the door closes. Be sure to add in a screen so you can see to make sure it's not a skunk or raccoon before you open.

[ctrlaltcoupe]

Thanks for the suggestions everyone. I sprinkled moth crystals around the perimeter of the parking lot (including the area where the lady leaves food) and it seems to have helped so far.

I'm not sure who is doing it, I have seen her once or twice, but not in a while. If I do see her, I will take pictures and post flyers on cars as suggested.

According to my landlord, there is apparently some animal activist organization that is behind this cat problem.

[Woot!]

I hate harming animals but I hate animals that climb on my car.

The other day I was walking up to my car and I saw go underneath it and jump up into the the underneith parts of the car. So I jumped into the car and started hauling *** and about 50MPH than I saw the thing in the mirror rolling on the road, than it got up and ran off the road.

[xckid]

lol! damn thats harsh, im surprised it stayed usually if i see one near my car i just go hop in turn it on and if they dont run after it starts ill give it a few revs.

I have the same problem with my neighbors cat its always on my car i use to leave my sunroof open till one day it got in, i was like hell no probaly going to piss or take duce in my car so i ran it out and covered it. you can do what my friend did once to a stray cat that never came back....he flung it with his arm over his head thing went pretty far.

[Jesda]

1. INSERT CAT2. CLOSE LID3. FEAST!

[drksolest]

Jesda, you always come up with the most f***ed up/funny solutions! nice

[fourLUG_hero]

One time, there was a cat stuck in my friend's wheel well on a rainy night. It was an integra and it was lowered so we couldn't get it out if we wanted to without breaking out the jack.

I taught him how to do a proper burnout that night.

Spend 20 bucks and throw a crapload of anti-freeze in the surrounding grass as well as under people's parking spaces. When the cats clean themselves they'll get a mouthful of poisonous liquid in them.

f*** cats and f*** animal rights activists.

[Dittoz7]

^WTF? Evil Much?

[Woot!]

1. INSERT CAT2. CLOSE LID3. FEAST!

One time, there was a cat stuck in my friend's wheel well on a rainy night. It was an integra and it was lowered so we couldn't get it out if we wanted to without breaking out the jack.

I taught him how to do a proper burnout that night.

Spend 20 bucks and throw a crapload of anti-freeze in the surrounding grass as well as under people's parking spaces. When the cats clean themselves they'll get a mouthful of poisonous liquid in them.

f*** cats and f*** animal rights activists.

Are you stupid?