Caption Contest #4! September! YAY!

[Poyzinous]

Some of you are probably tired of having your eyes bleed from all the h0nd@ pics I've posted up so far... so I'm throwing in something new today. Hope Everyone likes this months pic. As always, the winner gets an awesome prize package worth THOUSANDS of Pennies. Limit 5 posts per member, and they don't all have to be at once. You can do one today, one tomorrow, etc. Get to it now, and lets see what you've got!

[370Z/28]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

[jandpharper]

Nice thing about small cars is you can park just about anywhere.

[Joey666Crack]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

First post, and I already believe it's a winner.

[bschurr]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

Absolute WINNER - I am not even gonna enter this month.You are a genius!

[G_whizz]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

Wow! That's awesome!!

[SVTCOBRA]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

Winner! OK, time for Contest #5

[oldandslow]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

Poyzy, just shut it down now, and send Her the prize package !

[Poyzinous]

You guys SUCK! suck the fun out of this...Yes, for now, Becki is probably the winner, but there still needs to be competition, and other people making posts for fun as well. Thats the point of this. Someone has to be able to top this post see? there's a pun. Now come on! I haven't decided on caption contest 5 pics yet. And Darnit Jeff if you haven't added your title to your sig... be proud!

[chonmoreno]

Hey check out my new hydraulic jack, it works like a charm

[zozoka1212]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

In less than anhour we have a winner. Nice. Best ever.

[puckfanla]

Cue music... I always feel like somebody's watching me.

[370Z/28]

Thanks for the compliments guys.

[bina12834]

and this is how herbie the love bug finally ended his life after years of drugs and alcohol abuse.

[370Z/28]

Ok....try these.

Houston....we have a problem.

Damn Viagra

And they said that VWs didn't have a drive shaft

Herby contracted Swine Flu and had to be quarintined from the others.

[Joey666Crack]

I knew Germany was by Amsterdam, but come on I didn't think it was ok for the cars to get high too.

[infinitgkid]

"Yo... sorry Ford and Cadillac, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish but... Volkswagen has one of the greatest cars of all time!"

[Graflo]

I always said a persons car is an extension of their personality... I think all VW's should come with a stick up their butt...

[Graflo]

I can't resist....

VW..... On a Steeeeek.

[Graflo]

Germans are always into some freaky kinky bondage but the cars too?

Makes me want to cut the pole down to see the car smash like a hammer.

[SVTCOBRA]

I can't resist....

VW..... On a Steeeeek.

(spoken in peanut's voice)

[jardolei]

- Welcome to the new (V)erizon (W)ireless- Is that how you make beetle juice?- This is how the Beetle did Dallas...- This is the new beetle, its Direct Injection!

[biggie]

Ok, on a stick was taken, now that I've read, I'll try again.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Kraut Pop? The world may never know."

"I don't know what happened, I just sat my bottle of viagra down on my floor jack and..."

[awdjdmtalon]

The Japanese have drift. Germans have Car Vaulting!

The Furer had a pole up his butt too.

[team_work]

It's VW....on a stick!!

[tollboothwilley]

German car owners are like their cars, put themselves on a pedastal and can't get the stick out of their butt.

[marlin29311]

A little premiss for mine...



"Damn, that was one helluva flood! And lookie up there! It's one of those floatin' bugs stuck on a pole!"

[370Z/28]

[RichiePoor]

CARFAX REPORT:OWNER(S): ONENAME: JOHN HOLMES

[srv2nv]

When Jims car saw how much money he could save with GEICO, it jumped for joy!

Everyone knew once they redesigned the beetle, the old one would be getting the shaft.

I've heard that VW Bugs are easy to park just about anywhere, but now they're just showing off.

Unable to afford a car alarm, Tony did the next best thing to protect his car stereo.

meh, best I could come up with on a whim...sorry, just not feeling that creative today *shurgs*