Caption Contest #4! September! YAY!

[Ar878]

Herbie tried pole dancing, he soon found out it wasn't cut out for him.

Everyone remember where we parked!

[smockers83]

I'll take the Ford Taurus wagon, please.

No one will look for Jimmy Hoffa up here...

[jltibbs]

For the first time in NASCAR history a Volkswagen gets the Pole Position.

[srv2nv]

The filming of Herbie 2 was put on hold after Lindsay Lohan got hammered and drove off set.

[Gold Digger]

CARFAX REPORT:OWNER(S): ONENAME: JOHN HOLMES

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

GOLDEN!

[AZhitman]

....in other news, Helen Keller failed yet another driving test.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

These new ultra-violet electric bug traps are amazing.

[BrandAidDesignG35]

After 20 years storage and 5 years restoring her, 5 years trying to get it off the lot, Max decided to write it off as a promotional expense.

[Poyzinous]

Contest will be over at midnight GMT!!! Get your captions in now!Maybe I should do a few: -Floor Jacks just don't cut it for Yao Ming. -In case of earthquake... yea right.-after 42 years on the dealer lot, they finally found a way to get people to notice the car was for sale!-If you think this bug is high, wait till you hear its price!

Eh. thats all I could do in 34 seconds.

[kmckis1029]

He couldn't stand the stench of Amercian cars...

[kmckis1029]

He saw the money he could save with GEICO.

[smockers83]

Go go gadget boner.

[kmckis1029]

Go go gadget boner.