No, I'm mad because they f*** suck! I'm mad because with the exception of a few standouts, most everything Hollywood and TV regurgitates is either a rehash of an earlier idea, a series of stunts and special effects loosely tied together with a storyline unworthy of a commercial for adult diapers, or stars Paul Walker.
The fact that no matter how wooden, predictable, and weak entertainment is, and this includes music, people gooble it up like junkies licking spilled heroin off the crackhouse floor is even more disturbing.
THIS passes for a decent film, this? No, I'm not going to pretend that this isn't the metaphorical equivalent of a hard, crooked generic fleshlight. This is a real f***.
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McQueen is so badass he loses FIVE hubcaps!