Bump!!!!!!!!!

[cwc2k1]

haha, I'd imagine there's an interesting story behind this cynthia character

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

you guys love me

[cwc2k1]

That's rough...Just tell her you're having some personal problems and are seeking help but in the mean time need some space...

[jdmfreak]

Who is this Cynthia girl?

[krazy skwerel]

I'll let 1der handle that. I never saw he naked hahahaha. Very glad I am.

[AZhitman]

OMG.

All I can say is I'm sitting here speed-reading this thread from page 3 on, and I can't breathe I'm laughing so damn hard, got tears rolling and the whole deal.

driftaholic, you are officially my favorite NICO brotha (for at least the next 30 minutes).

p.s. I can't believe none of you motherscratchers got my song right!

Oh yeah: Bump = A protuberance on the skin, often caused by swelling of the tissues beneath or an accumulation of fluid from an impact injury or an infection.

B to the U to the M to the P, word em up, y'all.

[jdmfreak]

ider where you at? Lets hear the story.

[Mr1der]

it's something I don't much care to talk about, she wasnt' even drunk! wondering around a party naked!!! she wanted to jump my bones!!! after giving my brother a handjob and screwing half my friends!!!! her *** was wider than my freakin shoulders!!! ughhh.....

[jdmfreak]

Hahahahahaha! Is she fat like that? She gave the hand job and the screwin your friends at the same party? What, is she like the neighborhood whore or somethin?

[Mr1der]

something like that, she didn't mess with them that night nor me, it was a month or so later when I showed her my "I'm not a complete moron" side, never ever show that to a girl you don't wanna bed...

[IvoryJ30t]

where are my pants?

[krazy skwerel]

Are you wearing them?

[Mr1der]

Ivory! you best have my hi c and turkey! I bust some caps! bust some caps!

[IvoryJ30t]

you can do all them push ups to pump up ya chest, i got a 12 gauge mossberg to pump up ya chest...

[jdmfreak]

I got some turkey and Capri Sun Big Pouch. Is that good enough.

[IvoryJ30t]

ha ha, i just got back from mcdonalds.

[IvoryJ30t]

homey

[Mr1der]

12ga Mossberg pwns...

cheap and really nice fit and finish as well as reliability, though my safety slips down from all the abuse I've given that poor gun...

my choke tube won't even screw in all the way because of my neglect to think and tighten it after a bit of shooting before shooting it even more...

[jdmfreak]

No wait I gots 3 1 gallon Hi C bottles. Which do you prefer, green, orange, or red?

[IvoryJ30t]

i gotta get a firewire cable because nothing says "go to hell" like a picture...

[IvoryJ30t]

12ga Mossberg pwns...

cheap and really nice fit and finish as well as reliability, though my safety slips down from all the abuse I've given that poor gun...

my choke tube won't even screw in all the way because of my neglect to think and tighten it after a bit of shooting before shooting it even more...

upgrade to the semi auto

[Mr1der]

green? LIke Tangerince scream? that **** is the ****, it's by god Ecto Cooler!!

[Mr1der]

if I go auto it's gonna be a Benelli or a SPAS cuz I like exspensive guns and pump action...

[jdmfreak]

Here take yo damn Hi C and turkey. Are you satisfied? Im havin some of that in right now.

[Mr1der]

dude, really, is the green Tangerine Scream? I gots to know, I can't find it anywhere around here and I've been jonesing for Ecto Cooler for like 10 years now.

[IvoryJ30t]

i forgot what i was going to say.

[jdmfreak]

Yes it is. Enjoy.

[Mr1der]

I hate you...gettin the good high c while us blue collar boys gotta drink the orange, screw you man, I'll drink from a dirty glass with pride!

[jdmfreak]

Wold you like it if I drank the orange or the red instead? Cuz I gots alll a them in the fridge and dont care which one I drink.

[IvoryJ30t]

there. ive been itching to do that.