Bulk Buy!!! Nismo Condoms!!!!

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- when ordering my Nismo condoms -

"I need two of the big ones. By tonight."

<end>Paul Walker</end>


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I knew i was lacking something in the sack, high performance condoms are the anwser!.......hey but a twisted pleasure one is a good idea.

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dr!ft wrote:- when ordering my Nismo condoms -

"I need two of the big ones. By tonight."

<end>Paul Walker</end>


Nice :D

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I'll give you two sr's if you pull my premium before race wars.

"race you for that pretty little ***" wait, that was in the movie...

Gauranteed to never come in last place, wait, that was NASCAR condoms

damn these spurt of the moment ideas!

If anybody is SERIOUSLY interested, we might be able to do something, way I see it, we can get 500 or so and split them accordingly. Though I really wish they had some with a bunch of decals...

I think a tuner shop could make a killing off them by Getting goofy stuff like "Powered by Mugen" and all that nonsense on them...

just remember to stand back when I purge my systen;)

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Boosted... for HER pleasure.

Will it give my shaft more torque?

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:rotflmao

hehe...

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Brave girl... gettin in on this thread..

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Hmmm...just when you thought you heard of everything and seen everything something new comes up. :thinker I wonder if 25,000 would last for a year?? :D

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dr!ft wrote:Just imagine tagging a car with Nico condoms instead of the Nico cards! A much more "interactive" proposal, wouldn't you say? :naughty:


I think the impact would depend on whether it was a new one or used one...

I'm also waiting for someone to ask if a NICO condom will outperform a V-6 Mustang condom.

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darkeagle wrote:Hmmm...just when you thought you heard of everything and seen everything something new comes up. :thinker I wonder if 25,000 would last for a year?? :D
For 1 person?!?!?!?!?! :eek:

That's ...

:rotflmao:rotflmao:rotflmao

...69 per day. Coincidence? I think not.

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~sps14mc, cool birthday.

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dude thats pimp i would want some, and a condom holder (Condom Keypers) would be awsome also.. (im dead serious)

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Tweaky_Tom: thanks man...yea my b-day sucks now tho =(oh yea the boobs, beers, n cars is reaL nice...haha

but seriousLy about these Nismo condoms....is anyone interested but me? i am thinking of taping them to my walls for decorations....in the wrappers of course! ^_^

SUPPORT NISMO ppl! hehe...

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My Lord, this is the best thread I have seen in NICO Gen in a while, especially since the girls are playing along!!!!!

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Aren't you all just absolutely thankful I found that custom-condom site? With the help of Mr1der's creation of this thread we might just have another "Noodles" on our hands! :D

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I doubt the re-creation of noodles. That was amazing.

A Noodles thread doesn't come along every day.

It'd be awesome if it was, though!

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man, if they're high quality rubber then i'm totally in

are these R-compunds? :pface

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Do you guys even have to think about this? If you print them, we will buy them. That's a guarantee.

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Get240DiZzY wrote:I doubt the re-creation of noodles. That was amazing.

A Noodles thread doesn't come along every day.

It'd be awesome if it was, though!
True. A sequel is never as good as the first.

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wow...just wow, I will buy a box of a 100 without a second though. I'll take one and make it a nismo high performance "windsock" and hang it off radio antenna. See these are perfect for me because I already have this sick problem where cars arouse me time to time, so if I incorporated a nismo condom with real sex, it'd make it like 10X better...mmmm.

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I'm serious as to buying them, not sure I'd be the best canidate to organize the purchase though, condsider this an idea being thrown out

they can just be NICO if need be, it'd be great repetitive advertising, just like in the blimpie commercial, well, minus my meat getting sliced...

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I'm thinking about these condoms and how to use them and you throw in slicing sausage, negative cool.

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Mr1der wrote:I'm serious as to buying them, not sure I'd be the best canidate to organize the purchase though, condsider this an idea being thrown out

they can just be NICO if need be, it'd be great repetitive advertising, just like in the blimpie commercial, well, minus my meat getting sliced...


Ok Reality check. I think they'd be awesome as a novelty handout at a NICO meet, but that's it. ordering 25,000 is "nuts" (pun intended). Unless your sexual partner is equally into NICO as you are, he or she will not think it's all that funny 10 seconds after seeing the first one. Food for thought.

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not true my friend, my GF has no idea what NICO is, but when it comes down to it, as long as it's rubber and catching my mess...she dosent care what the hell the wrapper said...as long as it said "condom"

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Just to let anyone know here Darkeagle (me), is a girl. And my partner is from NICO considering he's the Datsun moderator and how we met was here. ;)

Well if anyone does a bulk buy they will be stocked up for quite a long while.

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I'd be all about NISMO or NICO condoms. Oh and my guy is "Mule Size". Really, that's his nickname. Do ya got those?

We should get some super small ones that say "Powered by Honda" and tag the rice out there with them.

GR

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GirlRacerS14 wrote:I'd be all about NISMO or NICO condoms. Oh and my guy is "Mule Size". Really, that's his nickname. Do ya got those?

We should get some super small ones that say "Powered by Honda" and tag the rice out there with them.

GR


Now that's a GOOD idea LMAO. Tiny little condoms with the Honda emblem or something. OMG I'm ROFL. BTW GirlRacer I asked you not to talk about us on the boards. ;)

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heehaw! Im making waffles!!!! sorry.

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remember kids, drugs are bad!:D

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the only difference between a tire and a 1000 nismo condoms is that one is a goodyear and the other could be a great year!!!


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