Bulk Buy!!! Nismo Condoms!!!!

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Mr1der
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We're trying to get together a bulk buy of custom NISMO imprinted condoms.

take a gander at a site dr!ft found and see if you'd like to take part in purchasing some:D

http://www.ripnroll.com/customcondoms.htm


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BTW, your welcome... :)

Anyone for NICO condoms? It would definetly be an interesting way of supporting your favorite forum!

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lol what would NISMO stand for??

hmmm: Neonatal/Infant Supressant for Members Only!!

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What kind of performance upgrades can I expect from this?

Sorry, that joke had to be made :D

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COUNT ME IN! Although I doubt I will ever put these to good use...:icesangel

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look to cut times by half a second!

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BoyWonder wrote:What kind of performance upgrades can I expect from this?
Mr1der wrote:look to cut times by half a second!


ROFL!!!:greenboun

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wth is a condom lollipop

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Mr1der wrote:look to cut times by half a second!


that's no good;)

the object is to ADD time:ylsuper

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Are these gas sation quality, or good quality?

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Disclaimer:

*only use Nismo lubricants with this product; use of non-Nismo lube may void your warranty.

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you gotta be sh1ttin me.....lol. Too funny.

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do u have any flavored or glow in the dark ones? hehe ^_^

yea...sounds good.

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Quote »do u have any flavored or glow in the dark ones? hehe ^_^[/quote]

Flavored...thats kinky (insert shifty eyebrows 'cause I can't find that damn smiley)

Hahaha and I was just looking at the smilies and it hit me. No, I won't say it, but what if we had a NICO:dogpile

............

...:jawdrop:

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Ughhhhh, how many girls are here????? Talk about a sausage orgy.

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:bash

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Meantime wrote:Disclaimer:

*only use Nismo lubricants with this product; use of non-Nismo lube may void your warranty.


what is the recommended weight of lube to be used with these? 75w-90? or is 10w-30 sufficient?:D

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I dunno. Sounds like a sperm of the moment idea.

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Supafly wrote:what is the recommended weight of lube to be used with these? 75w-90? or is 10w-30 sufficient?:D


Normally this would be a question for PalmerWMD, but in the spirit of good taste, we'll refrain from asking for his analysis.

:greenboun

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Healing: i might sound naive right now but what is "have a NICO" and yea i was j/p pplZ about my comment! Drive Safe! =)

but i want in just keep those things as souveniers..

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I'll answer for Healing:

Notice the smileys all hopping on top of one another? One would assume Healing is talking about a bunch of NICO members equipped with factory NISMO condom upgrades, engaging in group activities.... that may or may not involve a pile-up, of sorts

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Is carbon fiber an optional color.......Ribbed for grip orsmooth for drift..........

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Just imagine tagging a car with Nico condoms instead of the Nico cards! A much more "interactive" proposal, wouldn't you say? :naughty

Also, to add to the first site I found, here's the second one that came up on google...http://www.condomania.net/?custom

Seems more, professional. :cool:

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i jsut wanna know if you'll have the extra large size? :)

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tenkawa_akito wrote:i jsut wanna know if you'll have the extra large size? :)


Damn, to bad I'm married!

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:)

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damn....i missed you guys. people around here just don't have the culture you guys do.

I'm so happy.

Tell you what, let me know if you can get the Magnum-sized, Twisted Pleasure, flavored glow-in-the-dark with the NISMO logo on one side and Nissan Motorsports International on the other side and I'll be in on that.

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I'll definitely wear it when i'm being a post whore.

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dare you to wear that dangling offa your nose while you whore :)

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SmithSR- thanks for enlightening me! rofl...


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