Barrack Obama jokes....

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:16 am

I have heard a slue of great Obama jokes sice he won the election....post your best.....

"All white people must report to the cotton fields at 7am tomorrow for orientation"

they only get more crude...I'll wait to see what everyone else posts before I take it any further...

BTW I am not a racist or a biggot...these are simply jokes and nothing more, just dont want anybody to get it twisted..

I have recieved all of mine via text message...hell half of them I dont even know the number they come from which is pretty cool....

Rich

Post by **dickie** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:24 am

there is a political forum for this subject but i doubt it would last long even there.

Post by **MySXisSlowerThanUrs** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:24 am

I feel a lockdown in the NEAR future!

Post by **dusred** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:25 am

There are several threads in the Politics forum just like this already.

Post them there.

PS I laughed my *** off when I read that

Post by **etschell** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:32 am

eh, presidency is over rated.

Post by **ANVIL** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:44 am

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:56 am

ANVIL wrote:

I just saw that yesterday...LOL

I forgot there is a political forum on NICO...

MODS can move this thread to the political forum if need be...

Rich

Post by **dusred** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:01 am

I just sent that message VIA text to 20 people.

I wan't MORE!

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:01 am

i get so many jokes through text. i'll just receive them and delete them after i get my amusement. i'll refrain from sharing here so that no one will get offended.

Post by **dusred** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:04 am

numbnuts240 wrote:i get so many jokes through text. i'll just receive them and delete them after i get my amusement. i'll refrain from sharing here so that no one will get offended.

I don't give a shlt if people get offended at my text's. I am who I am and I think what I think and I like what I like. If someone get's offended it's their problem IMHO. I'm not forcing anyone to read my stuff.

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:17 am

people who get offended by simple jokes have no sense of humor...I hear Irish jokes daily and dont get offended...post what youve got, dont worry about everyone else...

Rich

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:46 am

1000th post.....lets see what you got

Rich

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:51 am

washington is on the one dollar bill. lincoln is on the five dollar bill. if obama gets elected, they're going to put him on food stamps.

Post by **frapjap** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:11 am

numbnuts240 wrote:washington is on the one dollar bill. lincoln is on the five dollar bill. if obama gets elected, they're going to put him on food stamps.

lmfao, woooow!

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:24 am

That thurr's funny.

In other news, McCain should have won. I mean, he supervised the building of the White House, didn't he?

Post by **gniknave** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:39 am

Where's Chopp with the Black-O-Meter? I'm blacker than Barack.

Post by **dusred** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:52 am

The "White" house. He's going to change the name to something else. I'll bet $5.00.

Post by **VMPhil** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:53 am

I dont know why so many people are surprised Obama won. When is the last time a Kenyan Lost a Race.

Post by **gniknave** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:53 am

Post by **Jesda** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:03 pm

All my jokes are racist ones.

Post by **gniknave** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:06 pm

Jesda wrote:All my jokes are racist ones.

Offense is funny!

Post by **AZhitman** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:10 pm

gniknave wrote:Where's Chopp with the Black-O-Meter? I'm blacker than Barack.

Find that pic we took of you in Nashville...

Post by **gniknave** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:15 pm

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:22 pm

You rock

Post by **xekushnr** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:27 pm

I've got one, but its REALLY bad. I laughed, and then felt instantly bad about it.

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:41 pm

xekushnr wrote:I've got one, but its REALLY bad. I laughed, and then felt instantly bad about it.

Jesda wrote:All my jokes are racist ones.

dont be a bitchs all your lives....

Lets see them...

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:56 pm

Let's not go overboard here because someone is bound to get bent out of shape and start a flame war.

Post by **Koshin** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:58 pm

audtatious wrote:Let's not go overboard here because someone is bound to get bent out of shape and start a flame war.

you are probably right...that would be wise, but then again we arent always wise......

Rich

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:36 pm

Says the young 240 driver

Post by **AZ89two4Tsx** » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:14 pm

All jokes should go here!

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