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Senate voted that all assassination attempts be held off until Martin Luther King day to limit the number of black holidays to one.
Now they have to change the name of the White House to the Jig-A-Loo Igloo
Now they have to change the name of the White House to the Jig-A-Loo Igloo
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Re: (VMPhil)
Holy crap!!! massive lol, i shot chocolate milk out my nose!!!VMPhil wrote:I dont know why so many people are surprised Obama won. When is the last time a Kenyan Lost a Race.
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Re: Re: (vocationalzero)
That is just plain old fun to say. Remind me to try that next time I'm drunk.vocationalzero wrote: Jig-A-Loo Igloo
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Only if he's done his chores and has her permission. Of course, he can't submit until she checks it firstJesda wrote:Let's hope Nick Chopp settles into a married routine and gets back to posting Photoshops soon.
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Re: (audtatious)
What do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common ?
Nothing, yet.
Nothing, yet.
Re: (KA_Pig)
Oh.. That IS dark humor. (no pun intended)KA_Pig wrote:What do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common ?
Nothing, yet.
Re: (KA_Pig)
WOW!!! lol so bad, but so good!!!KA_Pig wrote:What do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common ?
Nothing, yet.
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CoupeSlate wrote:
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Re: (krazydriver)
Eeeeeeeexcellentkrazydriver wrote:
Holy crap!!! massive lol, i shot chocolate milk out my nose!!!
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Re: (Chasduran)
No one cares if your pun was intendedChasduran wrote:
Oh.. That IS dark humor. (no pun intended)
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Re: (PoorManQ45)
Barack, Michelle, and Oprah were all flying on a plane.
Oprah says, "I think that if I threw 100 $1 bills out of this plane, I could make 100 people happy."
Barack says, "I like that line of thinking. I think if I threw 1000 $100 bills of taxpayer money out of this plane, I could make 1000 people happy."
Michelle thinks for a moment. "Barry, I think that if I threw YOU out of this plane, I could make millions of people happy."
Oprah says, "I think that if I threw 100 $1 bills out of this plane, I could make 100 people happy."
Barack says, "I like that line of thinking. I think if I threw 1000 $100 bills of taxpayer money out of this plane, I could make 1000 people happy."
Michelle thinks for a moment. "Barry, I think that if I threw YOU out of this plane, I could make millions of people happy."
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A black patient of mine said, "I don't get the big deal about Obama and the white house, it's just another black family in government housing."
I literally cried when he said that.. oh man, I don't think I had ever laughed that hard before...
I literally cried when he said that.. oh man, I don't think I had ever laughed that hard before...
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Re: (PoorManQ45)
how the hell did you ever find that website???PoorManQ45 wrote:
No one cares if your pun was intended
did anyone else read that??
Re: (KA_Pig)
That was mine, lol. At least I didn't have to say it.KA_Pig wrote:What do JFK, Lincoln and Obama have in common ?
Nothing, yet.
Not a Barack joke, but related;What's the difference between Sarah Palin's vagina and mouth?
Only some of the stuff that comes out of her pu$$y is retarded.
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Re: (91SilviaKs)
Time out...
We cant post about the results of the presidential election in gen chat, but we can post jokes about the president elect?!?
Our admins/mods are more bitter than I thought...
We cant post about the results of the presidential election in gen chat, but we can post jokes about the president elect?!?
Our admins/mods are more bitter than I thought...
Re: (91SilviaKs)
i did.91SilviaKs wrote:
how the hell did you ever find that website???
did anyone else read that??
it is ****ing funny!!!11!!11!
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Re: (gniknave)
gniknave wrote:Where's Chopp with the Black-O-Meter? I'm blacker than Barack.
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Re: (BoostWanted)
ok ok lol I heard this one. Its f'd up in its own way.
"Obama said its time for CHANGE"Change equals:C=comeH=helpA=aN=nig** G=getE=elected
Shhhhh, I'm not racist. Just heard this. It's prolly in poor taste to post it, but **** it.
"Obama said its time for CHANGE"Change equals:C=comeH=helpA=aN=nig** G=getE=elected
Shhhhh, I'm not racist. Just heard this. It's prolly in poor taste to post it, but **** it.
Re: (CoupeSlate)
Priceless.CoupeSlate wrote: