Baby Got Back

[Anand]

Oh my godBecky, look at her buttIts so bigShe looks like one of those rap guys girlfriendsWho understands those rap guysThey only talk to her because she looks like a total prostituteI mean her buttIt's just so bigI can't believe it's so roundIt's just out thereI mean, it's grossLook, she's just so black

[Anand]

I like big butts and I can not lieYou other brothers can't denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd a round thing in your faceYou get sprungWanna pull up toughCuz you notice that butt was stuffedDeep in the jeans she's wearingI'm hooked and I can't stop staringOh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your pictureMy homeboys tried to warn meBut that butt you gotMake Me so horneyOoh, rump of smooth skinYou say you wanna get in my benzWell use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

[Anand]

I've seen them dancin' The hell with romancin'She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazinesSaying flat butts are the thingTake the average black man and ask him thatShe gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy buttBaby got back

[Anand]

I like'em round and bigAnd when I'm throwin a gigI just can't help myselfI'm actin like an animalNow here's my scandal

I wanna get you homeAnd UH, double up UH UHI aint talkin bout playboyCuz silicone parts were made for toysI wannem real thick and juicySo find that juicy doubleMixalot's in troubleBeggin for a piece of that bubbleSo I'm lookin' at rock videosKnockin these bimbos walkin like hoesYou can have them bimbosI'll keep my women like Flo JoA word to the thick soul sistasI wanna get with yaI won't cus or hit yaBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --Til the break of dawnBaby Got it goin onAlot of pimps won't like this songCuz them punks lie to hit it and quit itBut I'd rather stay and playCuz I'm long and I'm strongAnd I'm down to get the friction on

[Anand]

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)Then turn aroundStick it outEven white boys got to shoutBaby got back

Yeah babyWhen it comes to femalesCosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection36-24-36Only if she's 5'3"

[Anand]

So your girlfriend throws a HondaPlayin workout tapes by FondaBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her HondaMy anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hunYou can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that buttSome brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't goldSo they toss it and leave itAnd I pull up quick to retrieve itSo cosmo says you're fatWell I ain't down with thatCuz your waste is small and your curves are kickinAnd I'm thinkin bout stickinTo the beanpole dames in the magazinesYou aint it miss thingGive me a sista I can't resist herRed beans and rice did miss herSome knucklehead tried to disCuz his girls were on my listHe had game but he chose to hit 'emAnd pulled up quick to get with 'emSo ladies if the butt is roundAnd you wanna triple X throw downDial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughtsBaby got back

[Anand]

yeaa man.... sorry people... I just had to do that...

:ylsuper

[lessthanjakejohn]

:ylsuper

[DAEDALUS]

Put the crack pipe down, and step AWAY from the really nice vehicle!

[MetaOrbit]

:slap

:icesangel

[lessthanjakejohn]

:spam :arcadefre

[AZhitman]

What the hell is wrong with you, Anand?

"Your waste is small..." ???

and it's "...ROLLS a Honda", not "throws".

and "red beans and rice DIDN'T miss her..."

and it's "...so fine that you see double, not "....find that juicy double"

and not "Knockin these bimbos" - It's "Knock-kneed bimbos"

GET IT RIGHT DAMMIT!! IT'S A CLASSIC!!!

LOL - White boys DO have to shout.

[lessthanjakejohn]

What the hell is wrong with you, Anand?

"Your waste is small..." ???

and it's "...ROLLS a Honda", not "throws".

and "red beans and rice DIDN'T miss her..."

and it's "...so fine that you see double, not "....find that juicy double"

and not "Knockin these bimbos" - It's "Knock-kneed bimbos"

GET IT RIGHT DAMMIT!! IT'S A CLASSIC!!!

LOL - White boys DO have to shout.

damn, you read all of that!

[MetaOrbit]

damn, you read all of that!

Haha! My thoughts exactly!

Way to keep 'em straight Hitman!

[yeswepromise]

whoa Anand! too much time at work huh?

[BuudWeizErr]

DUDE.

you have gotta be the biggest post whore that I know. Bigger than Brian even.

[Dano]

:alcoholic :fruit :withstup

-Dan

[themadscientist]

my posse's on broadway, nyeeee!:pface

Mix rules

[slw240sx]

if your saying he rules like vinilla ice or Mc hammer then yah i guess you could say he rules......

[creophus]

Yep, I like them girls with them big big butts.

[Anand]

that post was actually from home... I was bored out of my mind... my bad for those mistakes but I did type all that so i was sure i made mistakes

[Anand]

another thing... Bud... I post whored just for you!! =)

[AZhitman]

Better stick to your day job Anand...

[Anand]

hahaha.... good one...

[BuudWeizErr]

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[Anand]

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nice try Ryan... =) this thread will not close... well... nevermind...it just might... =/

[Tino]

:slap

[Anand]

great... Tino posted here... now it's bound to get shut down... I would shut it myself but I can't... =/

[yeswepromise]

black240 - worst member ever:rolleyes

[Tino]

great... Tino posted here... now it's bound to get shut down... I would shut it myself but I can't... =/

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