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Even all gussied-up for a commercial, she looks like she just staggered out of a truck stop restroom.

This, of course, makes me sad in my [not-as-nice-as-Jesda's] pants.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-pLZiWVA2k[/youtube]

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TOMORROW IS DATE NIGHT FOR ME AND KELLY
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she will have ALL the entrées!
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Jesda wrote:TOMORROW IS DATE NIGHT FOR ME AND KELLY
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Make sure she doesn't have Taco Bell earlier in the day. Could be dangerous considering those open flames at Sizzler.
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Jesda wrote:TOMORROW IS DATE NIGHT FOR ME AND KELLY
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Only the best for her! :chuckle:
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Say the commercial and felt bad for Jesda.

The opening scene where they walk in "back lit" makes her look as big as Chris Berman :(.

It's all kind of sad ... unless it helps Jesda in the long run.
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sizzler still exists?.. lol wat
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Damn, the only one I recognized was the Bizarre Foods guy Andrew.

So it's Kelly, Andrew, and... Who are the other two stiffs?
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Beancooker wrote:Damn, the only one I recognized was the Bizarre Foods guy Andrew.

So it's Kelly, Andrew, and... Who are the other two stiffs?
The guy in the back is James Lipton. Other guy must be a sportscaster dude.
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She actually looks pretty good until she's sitting in the car. Thick arms give it all away.

I'd give her the business, because she's Kelly.
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"you don't know a thing about me."

If you mean the doughnuts in your purse, actually, we do know.
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MellowS13 wrote:she will have ALL the entrées!
:rotfl :rotfl :rotfl
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themadscientist wrote:"you don't know a thing about me."

If you mean the doughnuts in your purse, actually, we do know.
The sportscaster dude is Chris Berman from ESPN
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The all-new Toyota Camry.

Now available in 3/4 ton dually.
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Beancooker wrote:So it's Kelly, Andrew, and... Who are the other two stiffs?
Dattebayo wrote:Other guy must be a sportscaster dude.
Man card revoked. :tisk:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Berman

He's only been on ESPN for THIRTY-THREE YEARS. :)
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AZhitman wrote:Man card revoked. :tisk:
This.
AZhitman wrote:He's only been on ESPN for THIRTY-THREE YEARS. :)
And this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p6qm8RKm5I&autoplay=1[/youtube]
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* Snickers*
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AZhitman wrote:Man card revoked. :tisk:
Because I don't watch sports religiously like every other mouth breather? Forget that bukkake.
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"Religiously"? "Mouthbreather"?

Dude. You'd have to live under a rock to not know someone like Chris Berman.

Besides, you know who Kelly Clarkson is. :inoutgay:

Don't lash out at other people over your cluelessness.
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Sounds like someone has a man-crush on Chris Berman.

Also, go to a sports bar when a game is on... Plenty of mouth-breathers everywhere.
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Jesda wrote:
I'd give her the business, because she's Kelly.

This is true love indeed. :bigthumb:
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Dattebayo wrote:Sounds like someone has a man-crush on Chris Berman.
...because I know the name of the most prolific sportscaster of all time?

Mmmmkay. :rolleyes:
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What? No love for Gumbel, Costas, Vitale, or Cosell?

You men and your standards...
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AZhitman wrote:Dude. You'd have to live under a rock to not know someone like Chris Berman.
I had no idea who he was either :couch
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leesredgt wrote:
This is true love indeed. :bigthumb:
Perhaps or perhaps he has a good paper bag. :)
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Berman is pretty dern famous, and also in a lot of commercials. Also if you've ever watched this cool little thing that happens once a year, called the Super Bowl, then his face would have passed you eyeholes.
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AZhitman wrote:"Religiously"? "Mouthbreather"?

Dude. You'd have to live under a rock to not know someone like Chris Berman.

Besides, you know who Kelly Clarkson is. :inoutgay:

Don't lash out at other people over your cluelessness.
Perhaps he might have known who Berman was if he hosted Dancing with the Stars instead of NFL Prime Time? :biggrin: j/k
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