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AZhitman wrote:Dude. You'd have to live under a rock to not know someone like Chris Berman.
Who?

Totally serious.

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I didn't know who he was either lol
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What's ESPN?
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Who's this "Jesda" guy?
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Is this real life?
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AZhitman wrote:
Beancooker wrote:So it's Kelly, Andrew, and... Who are the other two stiffs?
Dattebayo wrote:Other guy must be a sportscaster dude.
Man card revoked. :tisk:
I'm curious as to how you revoked my man card? Did you swipe it from my wife? She took that about the same time my balls were stitched into her purse. ;)

Okay, he's not a sportscaster for hockey or MMA, that's probably why I haven't heard of him. Not sure if I have ever turned on ESPN. I think I have skipped past it, only because it's somewhere between Discovery, Velocity, History and the food network.
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Bubba1 wrote:Perhaps he might have known who Berman was if he hosted Dancing with the Stars instead of NFL Prime Time?
He *did* know immediately who the poet / actor / ballerina guy was... :facepalm:
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Oh no, he knew one person but not the other.
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AZhitman wrote:
Bubba1 wrote:Perhaps he might have known who Berman was if he hosted Dancing with the Stars instead of NFL Prime Time?
He *did* know immediately who the poet / actor / ballerina guy was... :facepalm:
Wait, there's a poet and ballerina?

And is that Will Ferrell in the back-seat?

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Sbird1 - I stared at your sig for a solid 5 minutes...

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That sir, is EPIC WIN.

I don't watch sports and even I know who Chris Berman is, he's the sportscaster in just about every ESPN video game. James Lipton is absolutely a weird dude and Kelly Clarkson is still a chunky butt, but I'd still hit it.
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IBCoupe wrote:Wait, there's a poet and ballerina?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Lipton
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I dont have cable. I focus on sports when its time for MLB playoffs and get modestly nutty, then when the season is over I go back to normal. The people from ESPN I recognize are Gumbel, because he's that stupid douchebag from NBC News, and Erin whatsherface, because some creeper was a peeper and made her famous.


I download shows from Travel and Food Network though, and Andrew Zimmern sticks out in my mind for hating durian. I LOVE DURIAN. A local Vietnamese restaurant serves it as a smoothie.
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HEHE
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eh, I wouldn't mind having her on the other end of the glory hole. It'd be a nice change from what I'm used to.
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Calluses not workin' for ya, eh big fella?
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dip stains don't wash off too easy...
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuXoX3Wt08[/youtube]

And for some reason he hates walnuts
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8JEIY1aqjE[/youtube]
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it's probably the dry bitter taste they leave on the sides of your tongue.

you know what doesn't give that sensation in your mouth?
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