Assassins

[BusyBadger]

I've run and participated in several T.A.G. and K.A.O.S. games, all prior to Columbine, 9/11 and the anthrax scare and the VA Tech killings. Running one today is idiocy.

That being said it's only fun with the right people that you can trust (well trust to shoot you anyway), and once money becomes involved the game sucks because human nature being what it is drives players to cheat.

Go play paintball or airsoft.

[sbird1]

I see dumbass kids literally running around campus sometimes in goofy get-ups with Nerf guns. Same idea I think. I want to hit/trip/injure them every time I see them. I want to hit/trip/injure Nala.

[ADDirishboy]

Sounds like an awesome concept, but the pump paintball version sounds SO much better. I'd feel like Michael Westen from Burn Notice. I'd even wear a suit and aviators all day just for effect.

[MinisterofDOOM]

This would be more fun if it involved tranqulizer darts instead of super soakers.

[ADDirishboy]

This would be more fun if it involved tranqulizer darts instead of super soakers.

That would EPIC. AllI can picture is Old School, when he shoots himself in the neck.

[MellowZ32]

I love that movie!

nala you're a moron!

[Bubba1]

Has anyone played?
To sum it up it's a school tradition that most seniors at local high schools take part in at the end of the year. Basically a huge water fight. You get one partner, two targets, and two assassins. Your goal is to shoot your targets with out being assassinated. There are rules though. You can not be shot at work or when there are witnesses (people playing game other then targets, partner, or assassins)

My arsenal:
I have more weapons now


Today I got followed. I stayed after for math and saw this old saab following me around. I took it to the highway and floored it to 100 MPH (I AM NOT LYING, I DO NOT CONDONE THIS SPEED BUT IT WAS ONLY FOR 2 MINS) and sure enough she tried catching up. I took an exit and she followed me all around town until I got back on the interstate and drove 30 mins and lost her in a driveway.

Later tonight my partner got shot at work. Everyone wants him dead so no one believe he was at work..

I am prepared to get assassinated though. I carry flash lights in my car, 6 guns, and binoculars.

Water fight games by seniors is nothing new, but they're normally done on school grounds. But driving like an complete imbecile to avoid a silly squirt of water is beyond stupid.
You have no clue how to handle a car at those speeds if you had to make any kind of correction. Geez, you lost control and totalled your car in a HS parking lot, remember fool?

You FAIL once again.

[numbnuts240]

must. resist. urge. to. leave. work. and. kick. nala. in. the. nads....dumbass

[krash]

we need to have a giant NICO airsoft battle. Nala is only allowed to use his squirty guns.

[mmkeller]

He can do math

This is really off-topic, but mmkeller do you work for Mars in Minnesota?

No, but another large company

[fiznowler]

Didn't he just make a thread about getting a ticket and the cops having nothing better to do? I bet your dad wishes on a daily basis he would have pulled out.

[Jesda]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS THREAD IS GOING

[numbnuts240]

I bet your dad wishes on a daily basis he would have pulled out.

[sentrastace]

sounds like fun but paintball guns would be much more fun.
paintball + war games in the woods = epic
squirty guns = FAIL

Nala, youre so cute.

and why are you doing 100 on the freeway? didnt you just get pulled over by a cop for window tint? the next thing it will be speeding and tailight tint + noise disturbance from all the bass in your car be careful, yo.

but you know what, its cool, youre young and you find simple ways to have fun. whatever.
sooo if the chick squirted your car you would be out? otherwise there was no sense in running away so fast on the freeway, just keep your windows up. please 'splain.

[Bubba1]

but you know what, its cool, youre young and you find simple ways to have fun. whatever.
.

You're being way too nice. The dope can barely drive and he's doing 100mph in his mom's SUV in a 55(?)mph area because of a stupid water gun game? Sorry sweetie, his drivers license should be revoked before he kills someone.

[numbnuts240]

reckless driving (25mph over the posted speed limit) will result in a hefty fine, license suspension, and jail time. you just keep on doing what you're doing there, chief.

[car nut]

Nala, I don't get it. Do you expect that at some point you're gonna make a thread about some stupid detail of your life and everyone's gonna go "Oh wow this guys so cool! We were all so wrong about him! Nala is the man!"?

Cause that will never happen. Ever.

[numbnuts240]

even when he finally gets laid (doubtful), we'll still clown him to our hearts' content.

[ADDirishboy]

That's because we all know his first time is gonna be in a dirty motel with a lady-boy named geoff.

[fiznowler]

That's because we all know his first time is gonna be in a dirty motel with a lady-boy named geoff.

You leave Geoff out of this, she has very gentle hands for a man.

[naladude911]

If I park then I have to wait it out and that gets boring. Its fun loosing them. Everyone knows Im going to last the longest so they all want me dead. I know what cars are following me and I have 3 safe houses. My targets are even helping me lol

[Razi]

loosing

You mean losing.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Lose them all you want, but don't put other people's lives at risk because your dumbass wants to drive away at 100mph.

[naladude911]

There were no other cars on the road at that time.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Ok. You're 18, you wrecked your first car and someone else while attempting to drift at under 25mph. What makes you think you can handle an SUV, not even a car, at 100mph?

[naladude911]

Yes I know, Ive done it before on huge interstates tho when there were NO CARS. And to the cops getting me, it wasnt my town cops. I was on the highway, and I know where the highway cops have their speed traps

[Otto.]

There were no other cars on the road at that time.

That doesn't change the fact that you were doing 100mph on a public road.

[MellowZ32]

they all want me dead.

as morbid as this is. Yes. or at least I do.

[ProudNissanFreak]

This kid is hopeless. Just keep doing what you want, Nala. You'll have to learn the hard way.

[ADDirishboy]

So, there were no other cars on the road. That still puts yourself in danger. And the person who was following you. I dislike driving over 100 in an suv, and I have taken high speed driving coarses at the bonderant school of performance driving. You have no business driving like that.

Stop trying to justify yourself. You're fighting a losing battle. You guys wanna have a huge city wide water fight? Be my guest. I have nothing against that. Just don't be stupid and stop driving like an ***hole. Even if it was only you on the road, twitch that steering wheel too hard and you're gonna flip. I've ran on scenes like that. People tend to be severly hurt or die from rolling at 100+ mph. Don't make someone pull your lifeless corpse out from under your charred suv. Its not a fun sight to see, believe me.