Ask a Reverend

[cellardoorv]

Does anyone have anything they'd like to confess or ask an ordained reverend?

[93coupe]

Oops. Forgot to sign out. That is me. Carry on. Ask away.

[Razi]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop?

[93coupe]

Three

[Koshin]

Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?

[initial_jc]

youre really a reverend ?

[Dire91]

Isn't confession suppose to be sort of a secretive thing?

[PEZi]

ry... considering your my kind a rev.... i have no questions

LET'S PARTY

[mcheddadi]

Oops. Forgot to sign out. That is me. Carry on. Ask away.

hijacking bmore and cellar again ? lol

I wouldn't confess anything on the internet, too dangerous

[93coupe]

Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?

Because he makes me look like Malcom X.

Feel free to email or text confessions privately.

Ant, let's party.

Yes, I am truly a reverend.

[krimsonviper]

What religious sect do you belong to and do you believe in hell, or are you one of the unfamiliar ones that don't, like the Jehovas?

[AppleBonker]

I have a confession: I'm hung like Greg Oden. That is all.

[93coupe]

Its ok. I never have less than seven ropers.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Which is higher in rank: Reverend or Minister?

[nissangirl74]

What religious sect do you belong to and do you believe in hell, or are you one of the unfamiliar ones that don't, like the Jehovas?

Greg asked him if he was ordained by the Church of LULWAT. Without missing a beat, Ry says, "Tell Greg he needs to respect my holiness!" I thought Greg was gonna hit the floor

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

How much GHB did it take for that priest to get you inside his basement for those 6 hours you don't remember?

And...why do you believe in an intrinsically unbelievable faith? There is nothing more human than fear. Anything created from such a state implies a human influence in the creation of said faith. So how can you believe in a faith created by a fearful people 2000 years ago with NO knowledge of the universe, deplorable living standards...

I mean I would do it to...If I was a charismatic guy living in the middle east 2500 years ago I'd certainly try and mold the fear of that period into a working dogma in order to make bank off of it. And I would certainly fall for it too if I was at the receiving end of said charismatic leader's dogma.

What created your faith? Was it fear of losing somebody close to you? Fear of not knowing what life is really about? Fear of what comes next? Hedging your bets?

Sorry I'll stop heckling the clergy.

[93coupe]

Which is higher in rank: Reverend or Minister?

I think Minister since you're an admin and ReverendD is only a moderator.

You guys, I am agnostic. I have no faith because I have no tangible evidence of anything.

Greg is a blasphemer for that kind blatant disrespect.

[AZhitman]

Greg is a blasphemer for that kind blatant disrespect.

Nope - Blasphemy is irreverence toward holy personages, religious artifacts, customs, and beliefs.

I'm irreverent towards damn near everything.

p.s. Faith, by definition, requires no tangible evidence.

p.p.s. +1 for juking the heckler like Walter Payton (except far less black).

[Bubba1]

Nope - Blasphemy is irreverence toward holy personages, religious artifacts, customs, and beliefs.

I'm irreverent towards damn near everything.

p.s. Faith, by definition, requires no tangible evidence.

p.p.s. +1 for juking the heckler like Walter Payton (except far less black).

Ok, I gotta few questions to stump the rev....

Why do they always served deviled eggs at church luncheons?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn’t it be leaving a dump?

Aside from Roofies, chloroform, unchaparoned house parties, and inflatable dolls, what should Nala do about getting a prom date by this June?

[93coupe]

1.) I have never been to a church luncheon as I am not a church goer. I can only assume that they serve deviled eggs because despite their unholy name, they taste like heaven.

2.) The term "taking a dump" is slang for a bowel movement. As you know, slang does not always make sense, nor does it usually follow proper English standard.

3.) Nala needs to stop being a total creeper, stand up straight, quit whining and either ask someone to prom that is either more suited for his quirkiness or just ask Ricky Martain.

[numbnuts240]

although i already have my own answers based off of my own worldly observations and viewpoints, but i'd like to hear your responses:

what is the meaning of life?

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

[SHIFT_COUPE]

This thread has win potential

[MinisterofDOOM]

Here's a serious one:

Why is it that when people do good deeds, credit goes to their own nobility, but when people do bad deeds, it's the Devil's fault?

[RobPaulson]

fk that.

ohm b****es.

altho cant wait for some Heyzues freak to see this.

[Bmore-coupe]

Oh wait, I have one. Rev, Why do you find it necessary to s*** with the door open when I am home? And then you use that Brazilian febreze that makes the whole upstairs smell like someone holding a Brazilian parade in a septic tank.



PS: the 2nd door that you see in this pic leads into my bedroom......and it is also open.

[Bubba1]

Oh wait, I have one. Rev, Why do you find it necessary to s*** with the door open when I am home? And then you use that Brazilian febreze that makes the whole upstairs smell like someone holding a Brazilian parade in a septic tank.

PS: the 2nd door that you see in this pic leads into my bedroom......and it is also open.

Perhaps it's easier for him to send the puppy to your room to fetch one of your tshirts when he sits down and notices there's no toilet paper??

[numbnuts240]

god dammit john, i just finished lunch

[Bmore-coupe]

god dammit john, i just finished lunch

I didnt take the pic, it was taken by Michele and has been on NICO for weeks in the members pic thread.

[numbnuts240]

doesn't mean you have to repost it

ty bubba

but not you john, you still smell like a yeast infected va jay jay

[Bmore-coupe]

Perhaps it's easier for him to send the puppy to your room to fetch one of your tshirts when he sits down and notices there's no toilet paper??

Been wondering why I have less undershirts lately.......