Ask a Reverend

[93coupe]

what is the meaning of life?

which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Orgies are the meaning of life.

Neither the chicken, nor the egg came first. Hot sauce did. After that, there was a need for something that the hot sauce could go perfectly with. That is when the chicken came. Later, the egg.

Here's a serious one:

Why is it that when people do good deeds, credit goes to their own nobility, but when people do bad deeds, it's the Devil's fault?

Really? Because everyone feels the needs to have a scapegoat for anything that has anything other than a positive outcome. No one nowadays wants to be held accountable for their actions unless they are rewarded.

John, I poop with the doors open because, as you know, I take some of the most foul dumps ever. I need to let it air out. If I don't, the dog and I could die. Do you really want to have to deal with the disposal of my body? That carload of my Blood friends might be able to help you out with that...

You know you aren't low on white shirts. I just gave you all of my mediums, big guy.

[AppleBonker]

You know you aren't low on white shirts. I just gave you all of my mediums, big guy.

Dang, bunch of small people living in that house...

I've had to air out the bathroom whilst dumping before. But it is quite amusing that you choose to do this not only into the hallway, but into John's room as well.

[MellowZ32]

why do white people have names like "Lenny" and black people have names like "Carl"?alsowhat's the difference between "Touched by Jesus" and "touched by Jesús"?

[AZhitman]

Neither the chicken, nor the egg came first. Hot sauce did. After that, there was a need for something that the hot sauce could go perfectly with. That is when the chicken came. Son thereafter, it was decreed that it should be fried. All that grease needed to be washed down. This resulted in the invention of the 40 oz. malt liquor.

FTFY.

[PEZi]

lol.... hooray 40's!

[krimsonviper]

Which is higher in rank: Reverend or Minister?

Neither, they're both on the same child.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Really?

Yeah, really. I already knew my own answer, but I was curious about yours. And, FWIW, mine's the same as yours.

I frankly find the idea that I'm not responsible for any/all/certain choices I make--good or bad--insulting. It is insulting to my humanity, insulting to my intelligence, and insulting to those who are affected by my choices.

[Xdisaster240sX]

Look I found Jesus!

[dusred]

I have a confession to make. . .

I think your girlfriend is hot.

[Bmore-coupe]

FTFY.

[cellardoorv]

Dear Reverend, I has two questions.

Did you turn off the email notifications for this thread, and what do you want for dinner?

[numbnuts240]

what do you want for dinner?

i got this: chicken, fried. catfish, fried. collard greens, baked mac and cheese, watermelon, and grape kool-aid (extra sugar).

[JLAUDIO85]

darkness

[93coupe]

Chris, I agree completely with your thoughts on the accountability matter.

Dustin, thanks man. Me too. If you saw her in the yellow dress she wore the first day I met her you'd be speechless.

Babe, no. I did not turn them off. Sorry.

Tito, you know me so well. I am going to have to swap the watermelon out for cantelope, though. And right now I am dying for some purple drank, extra purple. And some hot sauce.

[fiznowler]

i got this: chicken, fried. catfish, fried. collard greens, baked mac and cheese, watermelon, and grape kool-aid (extra sugar).

Dude I am pastey white and that sounds NOM NOM! I actually had grilled chicken(I did have bbq though), baked mac&cheese, and salad the other day. On another note why is that people associate kool-aid with black people. I love kool-aid. My family all drink Kool-aid. All of friends white and black both like it. Anyone that says they don't like Kool-aid has clearly never had tropical punch that stuff is delicious. Some of these new fangled flavors suck though. /kool-aid rant

[AZhitman]

<-- From Alabama.

Loves me some purple drank, fried catfish, greens with vinegar, fried okra, blackeyed peas... oh damn. Now I'm hungry.

Can't get down with the malt liquor - Sorry Billy Dee.

[PEZi]

rev... i haz confession.................

i r thirsty for massive amounts of milk.....

[MellowZ32]

rev... i haz confession.................

i r thirsty for massive amounts of man-milk.....

[PEZi]

only yourz jay!

[MellowZ32]

[93coupe]

Kool aid- blue raspberry lemonade or black cherry is the best.

Ant, I drink obscene amounts of milk everyday; at least three quarters of a gallon everyday.

Greg- my man! Whenever people come to my parents house and Chuckbo Slice (my dad) is cooking greens, he offers them with vinegar and people look at him like he is retarded. Its so good.

[Jesda]

Ant, I drink obscene amounts of milk everyday; at least three quarters of a gallon everyday.

Your farts.

[numbnuts240]

I am going to have to swap the watermelon out for cantelope, though.

wifey made me scrambled eggs with slices of cantaloupe for b-fast on sunday. i was like, bish, there ain't no goya in these eggs, get me some adobo. she hates salt, but now loves adobo on her eggs. no one can resist teh goya.

[93coupe]

Goya is magic in a shaker. It goes on everything. There are few white people that know about it. Keep it on the down low.

[numbnuts240]

mark has an entire goya shelf in his pantry. then again, he's brown on the inside.

[93coupe]

My dad is the same way, but he has a drawer in the fridge designated to Goya ginger beer too.