Anyone have violent dreams?

[Speedy7_7]

Never steal a fat guys cheeseburger.

[Ajax]

Didn't you notice I stayed away from your pizzas a few weeks ago? I was afraid to get in the way.

[Speedy7_7]

HAHAHAHA, you can take pizza, pizza is a group food, and no one person can be blamed for the pizza running out. cheeseburgers are very personal, and should be treated as such.

[Ajax]

Kidding of course. I don't care much for pizza unless its deep dish- I grew up in Chicago foo!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I've been having weird dreams lately too... maybe terrorism is f***ing with our water supplies or something.

[numbnuts240]

i drink bottled water.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

and where does the bottled water come from?(Don't you dare say the grocery store or the vending machine!).

[PapaSmurf2k3]

like the people with plug in cars saying how much better they are. Then someone says "Where does the power come from?" and they just pause and say "From the plug!!"

[numbnuts240]

and where does the bottled water come from?

from the gro..

(Don't you dare say the grocery store or the vending machine!).

i don't remember, i already emptied my trash yesterday so i have no empties. it's stop and shop water, which means that it probably came from some spring, high up in the vermont mountains, that all the woodland creatures have been using as an outhouse for thousands of years.

[dusred]

I have dreams all the time where I'm laying down in the middle of the road and a loaded semi truck is coming and I can't get up. Scares the hell out of me when the truck hits me and I wake up.

[Ajax]

That sounds especially disturbing.

[RCA]

I would crush Goro, in my dream world.Assuming he's the same size as I see him on a video screen.

Ok let me set the stage....

Your 11 and scared of Goro after seeing the movie Mortal Combat. Also you are not the size of Goro or Scorpion... I can't believe I didn't poop myself...

[Ajax]

I meant assuming he's the 5 inches tall that he is on my 19inch television

[RCA]

Pff, he's like 6'7 400lbs...

[numbnuts240]

8'-2" in the original mk

[Ajax]

NERDS!!!

[numbnuts240]

quiet you, you cum when you sleep. no more insults out of you until you overcome puberty.

[RCA]

8'-2" in the original mk

OMG I was running from an 8'2 Goro! WTF!

[Ajax]

no more insults out of you until you overcome puberty.

Nerds is a term of endearment.

[dre1507]

I had a COD type dream where I was in combat and had to make a strategy to get out of an area with heavy fire. I ended up getting shot a bunch of times and had to keep "restarting" the level in my dreams. When I woke up I could actually feel the pain in parts of my body where I got shot in my dream. super freaky.

At least in your dream, you got to restart. The bastards in mine wouldn't die even from being shot at close range. My subconscious was insulting my horrible aim in shooting games. So i took the hint and took up Knife-only playing style.

The scary thing was that in one of my dreams, one of the enemy was a cousin of mine and i was determined to kill him even after many bullets and him not dying. I don't have any strife with that particular cousin so it really had me thinking what it could mean.