Ajax wrote:I had one in which I was the commander of a were-buffalo army going into battle against vampires. I had to destroy my troops after winning because they were diseased. They turned into friends and acquaintances as I stuck stilettos through their spines.<Insert frightened Kitteh image here>
I kicked a girlfriend while sleeping before. not good.frapjap wrote:However, if my girlfriend is in bed with me, I hope that I don't have this dream and end up assaulting her in my sleep.
lmao, oh man, thats rough! How many days did you get of silent treatment?Ajax wrote:
I kicked a girlfriend while sleeping before. not good.
what was his name?Dattebayo wrote:Woke up the next day with a bloody set of knuckles cause I glanced a stud.
Woody Toobahfor._b.jaye_ wrote:what was his name?
i had a dream the other night about stabbing lots of people with lots of knives. the strange part was that i wasn't affected by it in my dream, and i wasn't affected by it when i awoke.MinisterofDOOM wrote:I had a dream a while back in which I was attacked and ended up stabbing a guy to death. I remember the actually stabbing felt very visceral and kind of shocked my dream-self.
Slightly NSFWhttp://www.fat-pie.com/sock.htmAjax wrote:I dreamed I was being chased by 2 fat guys (about twice my size at least). For some reason I couldn't run faster than them (I have those slow-motion dreams a bunch too). So I stop running and when the biggest guy got to me first (???), I hit him with my extended arm, thumb facing forward, in the neck; then proceeded to choke the guy and told the other to back off. Then woke up or something.Does this seem normal?
I would crush Goro, in my dream world.Assuming he's the same size as I see him on a video screen.RCA wrote:
Me and Ian are getting pretty fat. oh no, you are going to choke me to death now. great.Ajax wrote:I dreamed I was being chased by 2 fat guys (about twice my size at least). For some reason I couldn't run faster than them (I have those slow-motion dreams a bunch too). So I stop running and when the biggest guy got to me first (???), I hit him with my extended arm, thumb facing forward, in the neck; then proceeded to choke the guy and told the other to back off. Then woke up or something.Does this seem normal?
I'll make a deal with you- don't chase me around a bldg with unnatural quickness; I won't destroy you.I wonder- how could those fat guys have been faster than me- did I steal a cheeseburger?Speedy7_7 wrote:
Me and Ian are getting pretty fat. oh no, you are going to choke me to death now. great.