USMCgetsome wrote:YO GRILLED CHEESE I want to hear that speech!!!!!!

Sure, the assignment was introduce a public figure lol:
"Good Afternoon ladies and gentleman. Thank you for joining us at the 2008 Internet celebrity banquet. Our next guest really needs no introduction. The Technoviking's cunning dance moves have touched the lives of many people in many ways. Some have cried while watching him while others have feinted in shock and awe of the dancing goodness, while some even find it humorous. Never before have we seen such mixed reactions to one's dancing. Some people even say that the Technoviking might take over the world one day, and I definitely believe that this is true. I have witnessed his leadership and ability to enforce through his wild dancing capabilities first hand, and they are quite the sight to see. For those who have never seen him in action, you are in for a real treat tonight! His unique style moves the people like no other Internet celebrity has, he is a true leader in the community. That would help to explain why he has 6 million views on youtube! He sure does know how to draw the crowds. This man gains more and more popularity each day, the latest news is that he is approaching Chuck Norris in the “ coolness factor “ among the entire population. So look out Chuck, the new age of hero and role model has arrived. And just remember, the Technoviking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the technoviking. It has been my honor to stand before you today and introduce such an excellent celebrity. Ladies and gentleman, without further ado, I give you the one, the only, The Technoviking!"