But the fact of the matter is, the MAF WAS NOT being "tricked" - It was reading accurately. There does exist a "heat soak" condition on those cars (and ours) which is very real and measureable. The MAF is simply doing its job.
Aside from relocating the throttle body to the outside of the engine bay (ridiculous), the fact remains that the intake HAS to travel through the superheated environs of the engine compartment.
Decreasing the exposure of the intake to said heat is the ONLY way to prevent this. "Tricking" the MAF is not the answer. For now, I believe that retaining the stock airbox, while re-routing the intake tube to a more "high pressure" location, and insulating the intake tract to the greatest extent possible (as well as possibly rigging some sort of water cooling), is the best feasible answer.
And the great thing about it is, it's cheap.
You said it yourself, the JWT intake is not all it's cracked up to be. The "Dinan" system was no different.
No reason to "bring something to market" that won't sell. Hell, even things that are proven don't always sell well. Time will tell if I wind up holding the bag on a header and catback jig like I did on the 4.08's I bought.
p.s. You may call it "bashing", some people call it "pointing out inaccuracies when they see them" or "telling it like it is". Even you can respect that.
Bashing is in the eye of the beholder.
