Abstinence: what a man-whore and teen mom think

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So apparently there is video on youtube of Bristol Palin (teen mom) and Mike (the Situation) Sorrentino debating abstinence and safe sex. I could not stop laughing. Who better to tell me not to bone than that pair...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyWKlxNAh30[/youtube]


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It's a black hole of stupid.

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what the f*** kind of generation am i growing up in? this is the s*** im gonna look back on when im older? Jesus.

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Just to put things into perspective.
The entire cast of jersey shore is making 5 million dollars a piece for another season.
thats more than Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, The entire cast of Boardwalk Empire, the entire cast of entourage, ed oneil, the entire cast of trueblood.

That makes me so sad. This is what the world of television is turning into. I'm going to fight "The Situation" if he ever comes to mpls. I am going to get him to hit me, and then I am going to mash his face into a jelly.

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Why would anyone listen to either of those two? And I mean for anything. And magnums my white a**.

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I turned it off once he made the "There's abs in abstinence" joke. UGH!

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People are going to look back on my generation and see that Britney Spears was a class act by comparison, bald head and all.

Y'all Gen Y is dumb.

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jona300zx wrote:what the f*** kind of generation am i growing up in? this is the s*** im gonna look back on when im older? Jesus.
i think we live in the stupidest generation ever.... and while i can't stand people these days.... i embrace it... i love our stupidity

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Jesda wrote:People are going to look back on my generation and see that Britney Spears was a class act by comparison, bald head and all.

Y'all Gen Y is dumb.
Amen.

I haven't watched MTV in a decade. What'd I miss? Not a damn thing.

Turn off the TV and go make something of yourself.

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AZhitman wrote:Turn off the TV and go make something of yourself.
What? As stated before in this thread, it's much more lucrative to just become one of these tards and profit from it. I just wish more people realized only a very small percentage can pull this off. That might stop so many from trying...

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PEZi720 wrote: i think we live in the stupidest generation ever.... and while i can't stand people these days.... i embrace it... i love our stupidity

^ EXHIBIT A.

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AZhitman wrote:
PEZi720 wrote: i think we live in the stupidest generation ever.... and while i can't stand people these days.... i embrace it... i love our stupidity

^ EXHIBIT A.
:gapteeth:

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Sudden Realization: I'm old enough to refer to a generation younger than myself.

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We have more knowledge than any previous generation but look how we use it...

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Bwahaha. I enjoy watching Jersey Shore. It does make me laugh. But if I ever saw one of them in public there might be problems. I honestly don't think I could handle being in the same room as that level of stupidity. But, stupidity simultaneously angers me and makes me laugh.

Edit: I am, however, furious that Palin is still on DWTS. She's terrible and should've been eliminated a LONG time ago. It hurts me to watch. The voting public is retarded.

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Wtf did I just watch.
D:

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AppleBonker wrote:Bwahaha. I enjoy watching Jersey Shore. It does make me laugh. But if I ever saw one of them in public there might be problems. I honestly don't think I could handle being in the same room as that level of stupidity. But, stupidity simultaneously angers me and makes me laugh.

Edit: I am, however, furious that Palin is still on DWTS. She's terrible and should've been eliminated a LONG time ago. It hurts me to watch. The voting public is retarded.
Words fail me.

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Words fail how? From a distance, or on TV, I can find all of it humorous. Makes me feel good that I'm not like that. Plus, I have the ability to change the channel or fast forward or whatever. Stupid people are funny in that I question how they aren't dead yet. But IRL, there's a low limit to what I can handle before wanting to just kill them and make it stop. You can't run away like you can with the TV.

Or are you confused by me watching Dancing with the Stars? The people who vote for contestants on that show clearly aren't doing it based on skill level, so I would call that retarded (nope, I don't vote - too lazy).

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I really do hate everything.

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MinisterofDOOM wrote:I really do hate everything.
:rotfl

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I was all ready to pounce on this thread but after watching the video, I realize that truth is dumber than fiction.

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We are doomed as a species. B Palin is kind of chunky. She has a Snookiness to her I find attractive. No worries B, I will PIIYB; no more kids.

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PEZi720 wrote: i think we live in the stupidest generation ever.... and while i can't stand people these days.... i embrace it... i love our stupidity
AppleBonker wrote:Bwahaha. I enjoy watching Jersey Shore. It does make me laugh. But if I ever saw one of them in public there might be problems. I honestly don't think I could handle being in the same room as that level of stupidity. But, stupidity simultaneously angers me and makes me laugh.
precisely

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I was waiting for a "I practice safe sex I pull out" or something along those lines.. That would have made more sense, and thats not a good thing...

I think now all I want to do is pork so I can say THE SITUATION TOLD ME TO HAVE A SAFE SITUATION!

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elwesso wrote:I think now all I want to do is pork so I can say THE SITUATION TOLD ME TO HAVE A SAFE SITUATION!
:rotflmao

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themadscientist wrote:No worries B, I will PIIYB; no more kids.
:lolling:

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AZhitman wrote:
Jesda wrote:People are going to look back on my generation and see that Britney Spears was a class act by comparison, bald head and all.

Y'all Gen Y is dumb.

Turn off the TV and go make something of yourself.

tell the Mama Grizzly this.
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