1000 post party!

[AZhitman]

Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long but the two strippers in the bathroom were just WAY too entertaining... Stoney and Freak, get in there and get some seconds!!!

Where's my El Tesoro?

[MaineExport]

I suppose congrats are in order. I long for the day I can join your elite club..... but I haven't got nearly the whoring skills you all do. Someday I'll get there,

[MaineExport]

especially if I whore out some more

[VimyJ]

I'm from Canada, too, but no one'll ever call me a whore. :doh

[MaineExport]

I'm from Canada, too, but no one'll ever call me a whore. :doh

That better NOT BE directed towards me!!! I am FAR from being a Canadian!!!!!!! The avatar is a joke.... I'm just "owned" by a Canuck..... I asked a stupid question, and set myself up to be "owned' so I figured I would rock this new avatar to teach myself a lesson!!!

[FrEaK]

LOL nice of you to come...

Of course AZ slaps me with seconds but i got my own private stable to choose from

[240gurl]

Blinkor- I always thought u were Canadian..

oh wells...

hmmm....okay well i guess i'll supply u guyz with sum quality beer then

[Megaseth]

UUUHHH, sorry guys. I just got done throwing up a ton of pretzels and beer. now that my stomach is empty, i can start again. WOOO HOOO who brought the beer bong!?!?

[FrEaK]

nice of you to show up 240gurl... 100 bottles of beer on the wall 100 bottles of beer....

[240gurl]

Yeh i feel like getting drunk but i think im gona stay away from the Tequlia shots tho..i had some bad experiences with it..hah

[redrocket]

Hey guys and gals i'm picking up a keg who wants to do keg stands nothing says fun like a mass quantity of a man made mixture using hops and barley plus I got some shot glasses and quarters who wants to play

[FrEaK]

Shot glasses are for wimps... just hook the keg right up to my veins....

[redrocket]

no the shot glasses are for playing quarters the keg is for keg stands. who's the first to be held up for a stand?

[SpeeDDrifT]

THE BARTENDER HAS ARRIVED!

congrats FREAK and 95SILVIASE.......(flipping bottles)i've brought my entire bar supply with me....(mixing shots)ON THE HOUSE my specialty SpeeD FreaKs and Drifters.:beerchug

[SpeeDDrifT]

hey i just realized that drink has my name in it (of course) and your name FREAK.

(still trying to get it published, somewhat of a girl drink, but what's more fun than getting a girl drunk)in case anyone is wondering what your drinking1 oz Malibu Rum1 oz Peach Schnaaps.5 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rumsplash of GrenadineFill with Squirt soda (carbonation absorbs into the blood stream faster)over ice in 8 oz Hiball Glass :beer :beerchug

[Daunttless]

Speed, I love that mini movie in your profile, it cracks me up. : ) That kid is beastly with the trike. : )

[FrEaK]

That drink sounds bombo... Now the parties goin... and the whore master himself has even made an appearence

[Stoneage_Turbo]

".5 oz Captain Morgan Spiced Rum"

now were cooking

good to see this partys still going , went to work and came back to the party afterwork , and hey bring the damn shot glasses over here , time to play quarters

[redrocket]

quarters and shotglasses right here stoney just to let you know after my fifth keg stand I think we might have a good party going on hey where did the stripers go i think we ought to get them to join in our game of quarters what ya say stoney

[FrEaK]

Amen to that.... i'll round up the girls.... and well play some quarters... you guys are lucky... im the quarter champ of the world...

[redrocket]

I'm going to through a new twist into our game of quarters so I need to have everyone to form a circle around the table ok now that is done we will take 2 shot glasses and place them in front of people oppsite of each other ok now play you make the quarter in to the glass slide it to the person next to ya now you have 2 shot glasses zooming around the table if a person is stuck with both shot glasses then they drink and the game starts over again

[jEzTeR]

Whoh! too much for us drunks! How about if your breathing you drink!;)

[FrEaK]

I like both those games... dees wanted me to ask if anyone wants his baby batter?

No?

Well i'll just artificially inseminate his mom with it... LOL

She'll wonder why he's reatarded and looks like deese...

[redrocket]

Whoh! too much for us drunks! How about if your breathing you drink!;)

that sounds like a good one but if your passed out how are we suppose to drink have someone pour it down our throats:beer :beer :beer

[FrEaK]

The answer is... Yes...

[Megaseth]

Alright guys, it looks like you'll all have to stay the night here. you've all had way more than i have to drink. so go ahead and let me have your keys cause none of you is driving home.

[FrEaK]

I dunn wanna drive anyways... i want another hooker

[jEzTeR]

Quote »so go ahead and let me have your keys cause none of you is driving home.[/quote] Man if that happens then your going to have some really nice cars to drive!;)

[Megaseth]

its cool. i'll take very very good care of them. i'll treat them like they were the children i dont have.

[Stoneage_Turbo]

"its cool. i'll take very very good care of them. i'll treat them like they were the children i dont have."

glad i drove the govt humvee over , this would scare me if i took the G , esp if this guy takes care of our chilren like michael jackson took care of other poeples children, by the way if you can get the scumvee to start then by all means take it for a spin , but the heep isnt very reliable