1000 post party!
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Stoneage_Turbo
- Posts: 2178
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:33 am
- Car: 1994 Caddy Deville 4.9
Just about anything
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Stoneage_Turbo
- Posts: 2178
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:33 am
- Car: 1994 Caddy Deville 4.9
Just about anything
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AZhitman
- Administrator
- Posts: 54538
- Joined: Mon Apr 29, 2002 2:04 am
- Car: 58 L210, 63 Bluebird RHD, 64 NL320, 65 SPL310, 66 411 RHD, 67 WRL411, 68 510 SR20, 75 280Z RB25, 77 620 SR20, 79 B310, 90 Z32, 91 GTi-R, 92 Silvia Qs, 98 S14, 23 Z.
- Location: Surprise, Arizona
- Contact:
Hitman is bored...
*2120 hours - Disables electrical service to target residence (predetermined location of "1000-post party")*
*2126 hours - Drives heavily-modified Suburban 4x4 AEV across front yard and through bay window into living room*
*2127 hours - Tosses D-450 Multi-Blast Tactical Diversion grenade into kitchen (where several inebriated guests are congregated) for purposes of further distraction / disorientation*
*2130 hours - Throws Syger, Freak and 95silvia into the pool. Subject 'Fred' encountered, determinied to be non-hostile collateral bystander*
*2132 hours - Secures remaining adult beverages and smoking paraphernalia for evidentiary purposes*
*2134 hours - Resistance encountered during interrogation of subject 'Stoney'. Subject struck and neutralized with a severed arm (presumably formerly attached to RedRocket) located on patio. Discards arm*
*2137 hours - Carefully loads three severely intoxicated female guests into back of Suburban for future use*
*2139 hours - Disconnects main NG line from furnace. Deploys time-delay tactical blast strip (set for 10 minutes) to ensure thorough demolition of target site*
*2140 hours - Disengages Suburban from living room and backs over unidentified doorstop-shaped vehicle (with lots of stickers)*
*2149 Confirms complete destruction of target site*
*2155 hours - Returns to headquarters*
*2120 hours - Disables electrical service to target residence (predetermined location of "1000-post party")*
*2126 hours - Drives heavily-modified Suburban 4x4 AEV across front yard and through bay window into living room*
*2127 hours - Tosses D-450 Multi-Blast Tactical Diversion grenade into kitchen (where several inebriated guests are congregated) for purposes of further distraction / disorientation*
*2130 hours - Throws Syger, Freak and 95silvia into the pool. Subject 'Fred' encountered, determinied to be non-hostile collateral bystander*
*2132 hours - Secures remaining adult beverages and smoking paraphernalia for evidentiary purposes*
*2134 hours - Resistance encountered during interrogation of subject 'Stoney'. Subject struck and neutralized with a severed arm (presumably formerly attached to RedRocket) located on patio. Discards arm*
*2137 hours - Carefully loads three severely intoxicated female guests into back of Suburban for future use*
*2139 hours - Disconnects main NG line from furnace. Deploys time-delay tactical blast strip (set for 10 minutes) to ensure thorough demolition of target site*
*2140 hours - Disengages Suburban from living room and backs over unidentified doorstop-shaped vehicle (with lots of stickers)*
*2149 Confirms complete destruction of target site*
*2155 hours - Returns to headquarters*
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redrocket
- Posts: 1581
- Joined: Mon Jul 29, 2002 4:06 am
- Car: 1987 Nissan 200SX SE
2007 Chevy Silverado Classic Crew Cab
1999 Kawasaki ZX9R - Contact:
*2200 hours - Red crawls out from the bottom of suburban with minor scratches
*2205 hours - Red finds hitman with intoxicated females trying to give them full body cavity search with a rubber dong and a flashlight
*2210 hours - red joins hitman in on the fun with the females its amazing what i can do with one arm :naughty
*2215 hours - Red, Hitman, and the 3 females head to vicksburg, MS for fun at the casinos in the highly moddified subruban
*0015 hours - arrive at the casino
*0020 hours - Red brakes out a fat bank roll of hundreds found in stoney's and other guest wallet's and head for the blackjack table
*2205 hours - Red finds hitman with intoxicated females trying to give them full body cavity search with a rubber dong and a flashlight
*2210 hours - red joins hitman in on the fun with the females its amazing what i can do with one arm :naughty
*2215 hours - Red, Hitman, and the 3 females head to vicksburg, MS for fun at the casinos in the highly moddified subruban
*0015 hours - arrive at the casino
*0020 hours - Red brakes out a fat bank roll of hundreds found in stoney's and other guest wallet's and head for the blackjack table
"sweet home alabama...":ylsuper-
Stoneage_Turbo
- Posts: 2178
- Joined: Tue Jul 23, 2002 3:33 am
- Car: 1994 Caddy Deville 4.9
Just about anything
0200: subject stoney crawls out of kenmore refigreator after hitmans mom opens the door , stumbels to humvee , finds a car stereo installed and a redneck listening to it ,redneck is a mere mortal and is disembowled with little resistance, humvee starts no problem ........explosion must have fixed the problem ...
0300: stoney reports missing govt suburban , hitman picked up by feds , last seen in shower at sanquniten with "bubba"
0400 : stoney home , kicking back with bacardi , new offical drink of Revrend Stone's Blasted House 'o' Worship .....
0500 : everyone from freaks party starts to show up , stoney holding reds arm hostage for the safe return of lost cash , has it on ice in a vat of barbeque sauce
0300: stoney reports missing govt suburban , hitman picked up by feds , last seen in shower at sanquniten with "bubba"
0400 : stoney home , kicking back with bacardi , new offical drink of Revrend Stone's Blasted House 'o' Worship .....
0500 : everyone from freaks party starts to show up , stoney holding reds arm hostage for the safe return of lost cash , has it on ice in a vat of barbeque sauce