Woman who has 300 orgasms per day finds her perfect man

Post by **Infinitiguy19** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:28 pm

A WOMAN with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has found a man of her dreams after she wore out a string of boyfriends.

Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she was just too demanding for men and would never find the man of her dreams.

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for the past six months and he's as keen for sexual intercourse as she is and they make love 10 times a day.

"Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it," Michelle told The News of the World newspaper in the UK.

"Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms."

Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.

She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

"I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life," she said.

Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine.

She dated one man for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".

Then in May she met Andrew, who is divorced, who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancashire, England.

"I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first," she said.

Source: http://www.news.com.au/enterta....html

Video: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.u....html

Shame she isn't hot but I do hope there are more women with here "syndrome" out there, Gigidy

Post by **audtatious** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:42 pm

Oooof...At least she has something going for her. Honestly tho, that would be a biach.....

Post by **troskinatior** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:57 pm

Paul Wall wrote:She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

Post by **adrianfromthecastle** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:00 pm

LOL wtf

Post by **RCA** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:36 pm

Yea...

I am glad she found some one...

Post by **bmike818** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:50 pm

I like happy endings!!!

Post by **Papi Chulo** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 4:08 pm

uhhhh....... this is sparta?

Post by **skydragoness** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:19 pm

paul wall wrote:She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.

troskinatior wrote:

I did the SAME thing. Was that a real sentence?

Post by **bobotech** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:24 pm

If push came to shove, I would rather do her than Amy Whinehouse.

Post by **Jesda** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:13 pm

skydragoness wrote:

I did the SAME thing. Was that a real sentence?

You worked in a biscuit factory?

Post by **MinisterofDOOM** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:18 pm

Jesda wrote:You worked in a biscuit factory?

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:19 pm

Jesda wrote:
You worked in a biscuit factory?

This thread is pure gold!

Post by **duffman1278** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:24 pm

She's probably been on love line.

Post by **Ar878** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:36 pm

that is ridiculous.

Post by **darens13** » Mon Nov 16, 2009 11:39 pm

you knew this was....coming.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:27 am

Paul Wall wrote:I do hope there are more women with here "syndrome" out there, Gigidy

there are plenty of women like that out there. they're more commonly known as nymhpos. usually they have daddy issues.

Post by **tiger-SE-R** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:49 am

numbnuts240 wrote:
there are plenty of women like that out there. they're more commonly known as nymhpos. usually they have daddy issues.

and they bring stuff to your house when u ask .....like horseshoes

Post by **tiger-SE-R** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:54 am

miger wrote:Hey this was nice story and i love happy ending.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 2:59 am

tiger-SE-R wrote:
and they bring stuff to your house when u ask .....like horseshoes

and hot sauce, and beer, and they take it in the pooper

miger wrote:Hey this was nice story and i love happy ending.

yeah...

Post by **drksolest** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:43 am

Post by **Slipstream** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:51 am

I think it was her wearing the men out over time as much as it was seeing her O-face 300 times a d**m day.

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:07 am

mmm...guttertramp.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 4:15 am

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:11 am

I am not gonna be able to squeeze out ten rocks a day for any woman, let alone that one.

Although there are some candidates that I'd like to try with tho.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:16 am

amateur. i can get off more than 10 in a day by myself. i'm not really sure why i just admitted that though.......

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:19 am

numbnuts240 wrote:amateur. i can get off more than 10 in a day by myself. i'm not really sure why i just admitted that though.......

Could the aftermath of doing it 10 times in one day be the story behind your handle? j/k

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:38 am

oh it's on now.

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 6:38 am

dude, i just went 10 times since i've been online today.

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:08 am

DrifterXRPS13 wrote:dude, i just went 10 times since i've been online today.

Your wrists and forearms must look like this...

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:17 am

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