Woman who has 300 orgasms per day finds her perfect man

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:24 am

Bubba1 wrote:
Your wrists and forearms must look like this...

who said anything about physical contact? .....

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:25 am

Honestly trying, I have only ever fired 8 times in maybe 10 hour period. Anymore and it coughs dust.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:40 am

breadbox wrote:Anymore and it coughs dust.

that's when you raw dog that ho.

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 7:42 am

lolz

"Oh come on baby, its called a powder puff.

Whynot??

Just try it you might like it."

Post by **Graflo** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:28 am

You would think with that much activity she would be in better shape... I'm just sayin'.

I don't know about these two but if I was getting my game on that much I would look like a olympic athelete after a couple of months.

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:37 am

^^and have like three gold medals in boning.

Post by **Koshin** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:01 am

Post by **PapaSmurf2k3** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:11 am

Graflo wrote:You would think with that much activity she would be in better shape... I'm just sayin'.

I don't know about these two but if I was getting my game on that much I would look like a olympic athelete after a couple of months.

I'm pretty sure she has multiples during sex... 30 orgasms each romp x 10 romps = 300 orgasms per day.

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:12 am

Funtoi secret was omitted.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:15 am

breadbox wrote:she should just sit on a sybian and have losers call in for 2.99 a minute to listen to her life in action.

shhhh, stop giving out my secrets. how do you think i pay my bills? well i only get one repeat caller. says his name is naziaf. wait a tic.....

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:16 am

oh my bad let me edit my post.

Post by **Bubba1** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:22 am

I think the problem with charging losers $2.99 to hear her moan on the sybian, is that she'd probably use $3.99 per minute in electricity to keep the sybian running non-stop.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:23 am

we could develop a generator that runs on o-power and sell it to her for millions.

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:53 am

A generator she rides? How many of these generators did you make tito?

Post by **numbnuts240** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:57 am

just one. and i'm single handedly powering up a grid that encompasses 10 square miles around my house. the income is great, and keeping it running is just awesome.

Post by **breadbox** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:34 am

Your doing god's work there.

Post by **ZOMG.SR20** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:56 pm

I knew there was something up with my girl......

Post by **Looneybomber** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 8:32 pm

Graflo wrote:You would think with that much activity she would be in better shape... I'm just sayin'.

I don't know about these two but if I was getting my game on that much I would look like a olympic athelete after a couple of months.

Sex doesn't burn that many calories, especially if you're on the bottom.

Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:12 pm

ZOMG.SR20 wrote:I knew there was something up with my girl......

She retarded too?

Post by **sbird1** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:25 pm

Looneybomber wrote:Sex doesn't burn that many calories, especially if you're on the bottom.

What? When I'm on the bottom, I move a lot more than on top. I don't just lay there... I'm just saying. I've had sore muscles after sex.

On a side note, my GF said the other day that she wanted to stay home and have sex all day at a future date. I cringed. That does not sound fun to me. 1 or two times a day is plenty for me. Even every day gets old.

Post by **Infinitiguy19** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:28 pm

Trade with Nala.

No I am just kidding...I am just awful

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:29 pm

sbird1 wrote:On a side note, my GF said the other day that she wanted to stay home and have sex all day at a future date. I cringed. That does not sound fun to me. 1 or two times a day is plenty for me. Even every day gets old.

Congratulations, you're gay.

On a side note, breadbox is killing it in this thread.

Post by **sbird1** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:31 pm

I think it has to do with me being lazy as each of our sessions is at least 30 min. Too much physical strain

Post by **nissangirl74** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:39 pm

numbnuts240 wrote:amateur. i can get off more than 10 in a day by myself. i'm not really sure why i just admitted that though.......

breadbox wrote:Honestly trying, I have only ever fired 8 times in maybe 10 hour period. Anymore and it coughs dust.

breadbox wrote:Funtoi secret was omitted.

numbnuts240 wrote:shhhh, stop giving out my secrets. how do you think i pay my bills? well i only get one repeat caller. says his name is naziaf. wait a tic.....

breadbox wrote:Your doing god's work there.

sbird1 wrote:On a side note, my GF said the other day that she wanted to stay home and have sex all day at a future date. I cringed. That does not sound fun to me. 1 or two times a day is plenty for me. Even every day gets old.

sbird1 wrote:I think it has to do with me being lazy as each of our sessions is at least 30 min. Too much physical strain

Lazy f***er Know your role b****! Back to work!

Post by **AZhitman** » Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:40 pm

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:24 am

Meh....the older you are the better you are. Hell, I can't have sex more than twice a week cuz it takes my wife 2-3 days to rehydrate.

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:35 am

laughing gives you dry mouth?

Post by **audtatious** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:02 am

Only when she looks at you.....

Post by **numbnuts240** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:07 am

i expected better

Post by **DrifterXRPS13** » Wed Nov 18, 2009 4:07 am

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