^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^^ Thats suprising, at a Nissan convention lol
^ All of that sounded so wrong, but yes
< I perfer seeing big beefy brakes behind the spokes of a wheel.
v Would rather play soggy biscuit than have a plain old circle jerk

[Bubba1]

^ neither, but I do remember some friends back in college who sent some girls some donuts, followed by a picture of guys "wearing" those donuts.
< big brakes FTW
V has cream filled a few donuts.

[alms24sebring]

^ now i do
< knows twinkies are awesome
< twinkies or Nutter Butter (chem teacher called them Nut Butters... completely different...)

[hitbychance]

^ twinkies omg nomnomnomnom
< read about a twinkie in a blender then drinking it
V now wants to try

[Heavy]

^ meh, i like my twinkie as a solid
< so like dude... check this out
v tmmrw is friday, WHY ARE YOU NOT HAPPY?

[frapjap]

^ because it is not friday!
< but will be going running in providence on the first sunny day in 3 days. Lots of women barely wearing anything!
V fan of fit chicks

[Heavy]

^ lol NO, fit chicks are kinda gross. I like my women with "assets"
< i reallllly need to clean out my car, theres still bottles and a obscene amount of grass from carlisle
v oh yeah the next 5-6 days of sun in the north east, what are you going to do?

[frapjap]

^ wash and wax the trans am (and clean the dirt/grass out from the interior after my big spin out)
< its soooo hard to start the miata project with the good weather coming in. I need a garage to work when its rainy.
V biggest fine you've ever been issued?

[Bubba1]

^ pretty mild. $75 Transportation of alcohol on a dry campus. Westchester State Univ. 1978. Buddy riding shotgun opened a beer in front of a campus cop as we were leaving.
<Campus crony thought he confiscated them all.....not.
V ever been arrested?

[frapjap]

^^ hahaha, it was legal to drink and drive then!
^ more like detained.
< was an awful skateboarder trespasser back in the day.
V last time police were called to your house?

[alms24sebring]

^ hmm they were for my brother.. Also one time I set off a few M80s out back and a cop was checking. I didnt hear anything
< Finally officially finished my Community Service
v Found some rotten potatoes that appeared to be leaking potato soup

[Bubba1]

^perhaps, but I would then use it with a potato gun.
^ if you don't mind my asking, what did you do to warrant community service?
< my local Tuesday cruise night has been cancelled by rain 2 consecutive weeks. The weatherman is predicting rain again this coming Tuesday...GRRR
V will do a non-rain dance.

[frapjap]

^ so long as those weekends stay sunny, I'll live with rain during the week.
< has some toxic farts this morning.
V does NOT want to be in the bathroom I just lit up.

[alms24sebring]

^^ Just being stupid and getting sucked in to getting a cute girl a halfway legal drug thats not even a drug. She was a cop...
^ Death farts are awesome. The worse they smell the more I want to smell them and say how disgusting they are
< Had the first day of a new job. WHAT A NIGHTMARE! Mobile paint service and EVERYTHING went wrong
V Oh well Im more of a wrench turner anyways. I much perfer that than trying paint something outside in gusty winds and a hot sun

[Heavy]

^ agreed
< so i might be picking up another LS....
v do you think i have an addiction?

[Bubba1]

^uh, yup.
< But intervention will not be necessary unless you shave your head and begin calling yourself "Lexus" Luther.
V Have belly flopped into a pool and gotten an ovation

[Heavy]

^ i belly flop eevrywhere and the crowds are still amazed
< "lexus" luther.... MY NEW p0rn NAME!
v have you ever seen cookie monster eat an IBM computer and then blow up?

[Bubba1]

^ No, but I'm guessing Cookie Monster thought he was eating an Apple?
< read some amusing p0rn titles....like "Romancing the Bone" and "Avatart"
V what would be your p0rn name?

[frapjap]

^ camara shy
< there used to be a porno name generator that gave you a name based on questions you answered on the internet some years back.
V will try and find it

[alms24sebring]

^ MUST find!
< There was a long list on another website of funny p0rn movie and actor names
v 30 and Dirty

[Bubba1]

^more like 50 and nifty
< you're only as old as you feel
V next item you plan to check off on your bucket list

[frapjap]

^ sky dive.
< had reservations but a friend bailed.
V cover the cost and go in their place?

[snwbrdr435]

^Date?
<Is interested
v Front or Back door

[frapjap]

^ I try my luck with both.
< June 9. Skydive Newport
V Banged an unatractive chick as a bet before.

[snwbrdr435]

^ I was the better not the banger
< Laughed my a** off the next morning when both him and her did the walk of shame
v June 9th you say

[frapjap]

^ Thats right.
< thinking about a dating website
V bad idea?

[Heavy]

^ if your looking for a quick "wham bam thank you ma'm" go for it
< idk on the border with dating sites, ive seen some real good come out of it and ive seen people using it for random hookups
v has a backstreet boys poster on their wall with a heart drawn above nick carter

[Jesda]

HELL YEAH

[Bubba1]

^would have cringed if JEsda posted a picture of Justin Bieber
^Heavy, FWIW my nephew met his wife on E-Harmony.
< Surprised how so many people have recently embraced "computer dating". The concept has been around for decades.
V has been on a date as a result of BDSM website.

[frapjap]

^ not a bad idea. maybe I'll start there
< hears about the success stories, but don't really want some algorithm defining my love life.
V Thinks I'd be better off un married.