The Most Uninteresting Man-whore In The World

[MellowZ32]

He Prefers Dos Anuses

some say that he is not hung like panda bear. Panda bear is hung like him.

some say that he once stayed after class to grade his teacher

Some say that he once swallowed a calculator to gain its power!

some say that he grabbed his opponents butt cheek for better leverage, but razi really just rammed two fingers into his anus.

Some say the he was the fist man to ever give a "Rusty Venture"!

some say that he also received a johnny rocket right after

some say that is you say "Razi da hoe" into a mirror 3 times he will appear on his knees and give you a rusty trombone for five dorrah!

some say that if you yell "RAZI" during orgasm, hell appear and finish you off

some say that he was the original ATM* machine.


as5 to mouth

some say that he was once spotted in san francisco "just to visit"

some say that every time you see a penny on the street it means that razi is in some truck stop restroom pleasuring a lonely soul through a hole.

some say that on the other side of that lonely hole is jay.
also, he once gave a reach around to find that the guy had a boner, and then kicked his fairy a** out on the street.

some say that if you squint your eyes really hard while holding a scientific calculator between your as5 cheeks you get something called "razi-vision"

some say that if you yell "hello" into the grand canyon, razis voice will echo back "herro...herro...herro..."

Some say that he enjoys long walks on the beach, candle lit dinners and the sound of a child's voice..........coming form his basement.

some say that he sleeps with his eyes open...no...wait...thats how they normally are.

some say that he loves ducks, but he is not legally allowed to show his love in public!

some say that he was once arrested for lewd conduct in a JCPennys

some say that he prefers online dating because the guys he meets on craigslist are better lovers and don't ask for STD tests.

some say that all he really wants for Christmas is to be a real boy,......... so he can molest himself

some say that every breath you take he'll be watching you........ from his windowless van!

some say that they originally cast him to play Han in the fast and the furious

Some say that he if you ask nicely he'll give you a Cosby sweater for about tree fiddy.

some say that he once stuck his testicles into a spinning fan just for the rush

some say that if you ask nicely, hell give you his "pudding" for free

Some say if you shout "Razi" before flushing, you will be tongue-wiped.

some say that he is the monster hiding in your closet along with Tom Cruise

some say that he is NICO's original Aluminum Monster.

Some say that Bill Gates is one of his many faces.

some say that he has a metal rod in his chest because no man is hard enough for him.

some say he once ateoffa horse ................for an inter-species erotica film.

some say that he swallowed a banana...whole.

some say that he once disappeared a pineapple in front of 15 preschoolers.

some say that he knows where the lost boys and Peter Pan are

some say his body was used as a mold for the RealDoll.

some say The Goonies would have never found One-Eyed Willie's treasure without him.

some say that a picture of him and some "friends" was the inspiration for The Human Centipede

some say that in Japan kids cosplay as him.

some say that he is the creator of the Swiss Army raep kit

some say 1 in 3 south african men worship Razzofolus, the god of rape.

some say that he was devastated when Michael Jackson died, because he missed his chance of being molested by someone more famous than Gary Busey.

some say that he idolizes Andy d!ck

some say that once you go razi you'll get gassy.

He is Razi Godzilla Jr.

feel free to add you own.

[dre1507]

wicked awesome thread is wicked awesome.

[Razi]

[danshaz82]

awesome

[MellowZ32]

Some say that if you play Led Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven backwards you'll hear razi singing Lady Gaga's p0ker Face

[krash]

LOL

[scotty-2-forty]

...... yeah, it's all I got.

[Amays U G37S]

lolwut

razi is beast.

[Frank E Bones]

Some say that he is the number 1 selling costume in Korea.

[Frank E Bones]

Some say that he was the first person to give himself a Dirty Sanchez.

Some say his anus is expanding............faster than the universe.

He once sent $2000 to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received his $2.7 million inheritance.

Some say that even Nala takes his advice.

[PEZi]

Some say he contracted hepatitis B.... his father asked "Why not hepatitis A+?"

[fiznowler]

LOL @ random a** thread.

[scotty-2-forty]

[Speedy7_7]

I've never met him, but some say his scrotum is used to cover baseball fields during rain delays.

They also say that the only reason that the moon revolves around the earth is to see razi twice a day.

[Amays U G37S]

Razi was not created, he was born.

[Razi]

[Dattebayo]

SO...

Razi is the stig?

[Razi]

[krimsonviper]

Some say that Skittles taste like Razi.

Some say that Razi gave birth to Godzilla.

Some say that Ru Paul takes clothing advice from Razi.

Some say that Razi built Stonehenge so that extraterrestials remember what his anus looked like before probing.

[King Ranzo]

Toasting in epic bread. Well done Jay and Dre, well done.

[Razi]

Some say that Razi built Stonehenge so that extraterrestials remember what his anus looked like before probing.

SO...

Razi is the stig?

Me and my abusive brother...
I'm the yellow one obviously.

[krimsonviper]

Also, I'm posting this in a certain thread...

[Dattebayo]

Seriously, those all sound like Stig introductions.

[IanS]

ROFLCOPTER.

That is all.

[danshaz82]

Toasting in epic bread. Well done Jay and Shaz, well done.

FTFY
some say that the sound a vuvuzela makes is actually Razi's mating call.

[seang]

Some say he celebrates diversity twofold for every one of his Nico posts, Ed Gein style.

[Frank E Bones]

Some say his avatar is actually his undescended testicle.

[krimsonviper]

I've heard that for about tree fiddy, he let Osama Bin Laden hide in his anus.

[MellowZ32]

some say that he can go from zero to queer in 3.6 margaritas!

[MellowZ32]

some say that he once asked Leonardo DiCaprio to paint him like one of his french girls.