The Most Uninteresting Man-whore In The World

[krimsonviper]

Some say uses lotion to polish the neighbors dogs.

[costa_rican13]

some say he invented busty nut cheerios.

[King Ranzo]

Some say that he made a dildo out of the extra buttons that come with slacks.

[Encryptshun]

Some say that he doesn't own tools -- he modifies his car using sheer force of will.

[King Ranzo]

Some say that sheer force of will, is his pen0r.

[Encryptshun]

When NASA first launched the Hubble space telescope, they didn't like the pictures it sent back. The public story that the mirror was faulty was a lie. The real problem was that the only pictures Hubble wanted to take were of Razi.

[300ZXttZMAN]

some say that he shot the sheriff and the Deputy then had a three-some with their corpses

My eyes watered from laughing at this ^^

[MellowZ32]

some say that he once bit a bat's head off... and that was just the appetizer!

[King Ranzo]

Some say he invented the Leaf.

[King Ranzo]

Some say he ran over 69 hookers in a row in a Toyota Echo.

[MellowZ32]

some say that he's got 99 problems but the bich ain't one...because forever alone!

[Dattebayo]

Some say this thread isn't funny anymore.

[King Ranzo]

Some say Dave is his personal chew toy.

[Dattebayo]

Some say headgaskets blow you.