Zombies are the worst.

[Mr1der]

I'll just use the ol ground and pound.

I think I could be punchin' zombie heads off, what with the bastards bein' all decayed and ****...

[andrave]

I'd get condoms and beer. both for me. who knows how ugly those zombie chicks are, and who knows where they have been.

[xxtrizz]

I would probably use my weapon to kill the guy standing next to me and throw the carcass at the zombies so im ok to run like hell. haha

[[Zero-S]]

Evil, sadistic, and surprisinly efficient.

[driftaholic]

reminds me of a joke

two guys are campin in the woods, and a bear comes along."oh s***" says one guy, and takes his boots off and starts puttin his running shoes on. "what are you doin??" says the other guy, "you can't outrun that bear!""i don't have to outrun the bear," says the first guy, "i only have to outrun YOU!"

[JESTER]

Ha! That was pretty good.

Yeah if we are getting into since fiction weapons, I like the light saber. But I want one of the cool *** staff like Darth Maul had.

Boy has this thread went down hill. A good discussion about zombies and we had to go and throw fictious weapons in here.

[gsxtasee]

anybody ever heard of a rail gun?

http://www.dstl.gov.uk/pr/scie...s.htm

http://www.rit.edu/~dih0658/tech.htmlht ... pa...s.htm

in "theory" the military has been working on something like this in a more compact and portable size for aome time in their special weapons facilities... but this could be just another internet rumor so don't listen to me.

[Megaseth]

lol, rail guns?? talk about impractial for killing mass leagions of zombies. no no, you need something that puts a LOT of lead in the air, like a flak cannon.

[gsxtasee]

go watch "eraser" with Governor schwarzeneggar or however you spell his name... the rail guns used in the movie would do nicely... if equipped with some type of explosive ammo that I could build.. seeing as how I am a Pyrotechnic Vehicle Engineer and all...

[Megaseth]

hahaha, welcome aboard then. we shall have ourselves a fine army of zombie slayers! AAAARRR!!! i myself and studying to be a mechanical engineer, so i could build super structures and stuff.

[Nathan]

Can I join the posse Seth? I take hits well!

[[Zero-S]]

Ahh, but bite=Zombie Nathan:sad

I can run them all over in my tank:D

[Megaseth]

haha, we'll need armor.

[Sircnay]

And cigarettes, preferably cloves. That way we'll look cool and sexy while we shoot down some zombie punks.

[Silvia2b]

How about a plan for evacuation of this planet when the zombies overrun it had, and we have to escape, instead of fight. The destination planet should preferably be one that has large flat areas to build race tracks. Oh and slightly higher than earth’s gravity would be cool for extra traction. A breathable atmosphere and moderate temperature would be nice too.

[JESTER]

Breathable air is always nice to have.

Who needs a tank. I have a Toyota 4x4. I can run'em down all day long. And get pretty decent gas milage and reliability. Somebody has to help me wash the darn thing when were through killing.

Saw something on the discovery channel that I always wanted to build. A cannon that shoots 2x4's. It was suppose to show what boards do in a tornado. Shot through a wood wall, backed by a brick wall, and stuck into but not all the way through the block wall behind the bricks. Pretty cool. Mount one of those in the bed of my truck with a load of lumber. Hehe.

[Nathan]

I'll smoke cigars ONLY, none of that cigarette crap. I'll smoke cigars and wear armor, you can send me to the front of our posse, I'll take the brunt of the initial zombie attack

[JESTER]

What kind of armor are you wearing that resist zombies? You think you are Master Chief?

[Nathan]

Hey, it just has to stand up to bites and light weapon attacks, I'm thinking some simple shark armor like for divers covered with something leather and sexy baby!

[JESTER]

Sexy? Trying to get hooked up with a hot half dead female that is trying to eat your brains???

I know just the girl for you.

[Nathan]

No, I just like to feel pretty, is that REALLY too much to ask?

[JESTER]

Impossible task for me. But hey if that is your thing, then go for it.

And my sister still needs a date, seeing as your not interested.

[Nathan]

Dude, you think your sisters hot? Thats kinda dirty you know

[Sircnay]

AND INCESTUAL!

Hey cloves are awesome. I'll have a clove in my mouth with a shotgun in one hand and a katana at my side and a flamethrower on my back. I'll be up at the front with nathan and we can see who kills more. And I don't need any of that sissy armor crap. I just need a leather jacket and some denim pants. Don't even need a shirt because they wouldn't be able to bite through my iron abs and my bullet proof chest. Sissies all of yoU!

[Nathan]

hmmm, a flamethrower would be rather effective, but I still think I'd own more of em' with my complement of weaponry posted earlier

[JESTER]

Just going by what she says. I will sell her cheap. Only been married once, and likes Harley Davidson motorcycles.

[Megaseth]

hmm, i leave and this is what happens?!?!?!?

well since im a viking, im immune to the effects of the zombies bites. so i'll be in the front with my viking suit on and a BIG axe chopping away at them. beat that sissies! and when im done, i'll chug a big mug of mead!!

[matt4pl]

samurai armor man. that stuff is pimp and meant to withstand physical attacks. plus you ge an awesome helmet. and an M249 50 cal machine gun..... adn no cars. zombies can tip those over. gotta have tanks or something heavy. how bout a tractor trailer and cab, and use the trailer as a gun platform. with speaker, need killing music...

[hudy]

What happens after they nuke louisville?

[JESTER]

That all depends if we are in Louisville fighting the zombies when they nuke it. Then, pretty much nothing happens for use. That is after we are all vaporized in the blast.

Deffinetly like the gun platform ideal with the semi trailer. Do it up like that one plan the military has that has artillery guns, gatling gun/cannons and everthing else stiking out the side. Anyone know the name of that thing?