zombie proof your car

[PapaSmurf2k3]

When'd you get to MD?

3:40, then I left at 5.

[alms24sebring]

Zima

[Bubba1]

Zima

Nala, why are you so interested in protecting yourself from zombies? With your quest for nookie, I would think you'd want ATTRACT a female zombie to try to have sex with her, but then again you'd probably creep her out too.

[naladude911]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

[ProudNissanFreak]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

[Bubba1]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

LOL.The cops will be not only be called, but so will the local DA, and my lawyer. You'll not only get arrested and convicted for assault/battery, you'll be sued civilly, and receive a restraining order. That also means your parents and classmates will learn about EVERYTHING.


But on the bright side, while in prison, you'd probably lose your virginity, though it would be to a 300lb cellmate and his entourage.

My advice to you would be instead of threatening me on a global forum, that you should stop posting here so much. That is the same advice that 15 other people in this thread just gave you when they told you to "shut up."

[Bubba1]

Just curious, why is it you have no issue at all with Frapjap suggesting you'd have better luck losing your virginity with a corpse, and alms24Sebring adding that the corpse would probably reject you , plus 15 other people literally told you to shut up?

[Mr1der]

I don't think he's implying he's gonna beat you, I think he wants to take you drifting.

[Jesda]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Jesda]

IM BUSTING IN HERE

WHOA WHOA PUT YOUR PANTS ON THIS RED LOBSTER IS A FAMILY ESTABLISHMENT

[timay]

seriously...nala...

shut up

[PapaSmurf2k3]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

I would think you'd call an ambulance in that situation...

[alphapig]

shut up

[s0m3th1ngAZ]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

OMG, this MADE my Christmas.

Seriously....how is Nala not internet famous yet? Sure everyone on here knows his infamous reputation...but we need to blow that s*** up...

[Pento240sx]

Entertaining. Please continue while a go get some Thai food.

[krimsonviper]

Have we finally gotten rid of Nala?!? I hope my Christmas wish has finally come true!
Also, Nala,

shut up

[S13_love]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

...


Seriously though...


NSFW (language)

You need to shut...

[numbnuts240]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

you're. and secondly, i doubt bubba is going to want to visit your beaten, pathetic excuse for a human in the hospital.

[Bubba1]

^when i see you, you better call the cops because your going to end up in the hospital

you're. and secondly, i doubt bubba is going to want to visit your beaten, pathetic excuse for a human in the hospital.

Well , I'd consider mailing him a get well card...postage due.

[MellowZ32]

Seriously....how is Nala not internet famous yet? Sure everyone on here knows his infamous reputation...but we need to blow that s*** up...

google "Jawsus"

[themadscientist]

Nala delivers the fail again.

[Bubba1]

Have we finally gotten rid of Nala?!? I hope my Christmas wish has finally come true!
Also, Nala,

shut up

If its any consolation, my Christmas wish for Nala didn't come true either. No, I did not wish for Nala to get a taste of his own medicine by having a dude get Nala drunk then raped by the dude.

I simply wished for his enlightenment. Kinda like an Ebenezer Creepy in "A Christmas Carol", where Nala finally understands everyone thinks he's so...well....creepy. He then apologizes, and makes amends.

[Mr1der]

I think he'll need a brain injury for that to happen first.