i get ya bro! Im pickin' up what you are layin' down..
iv been a mod/admin and just a part of web forums since the late 90s, and I love learning about things from members of a community chat forum.
that said,
people mostly only come to forums when there is something wrong. the post count of many of the recent member to sign up proves this.
most people are just out enjoying the suv! plus as mentioned, there are no easter eggs on this suv as it may be on others, plus there are tons more bmws on the road than this suv.. a fact which i like as i still get head turns when people look at the 2012 qx.. there are only a handful in the LA area (but tons of rang rovers).
so i feel you but dont get bummed. i see it as a good thing.. these cars are reliable and as you can see i am a big website guy!
the operators manual is thick but most of it is just common sense/safety stuff. the first part of the manual deals with seat belts and safety for example.
spend time in the HVAC and AV sections as those have the most info you would want to read about in regards to the tech in these rides.
plus, im here to help ya. i know this car inside and out. been a nissan fanboy since my first armada back in 2006. had a new 2008 then jumped on the qx bandwagon.
maybe startup a facebook and/or instagram type social network as most people are already logged on to such sites. no need to sign up like you would have to do here.