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Shizane2002
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now there are fake fender vent..... STICKERS :bowrofl:

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1. Eww
2. Why are there 3? One for the left, one for the right and?..

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OriginalWheelman wrote:1. Eww
2. Why are there 3? One for the left, one for the right and?..
one for when you f**k the mofo up.

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3 stickers per fender :chuckle: . For $14 you can be a mad playa gangsta balla wit da chrome blingin ventz yo dawg mad tite BOMB.

Fly-errrrrrr. :rolleyes:

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i want these. they'll go nicely with my "type r" and "vtec" stickers that i plan on putting on my future honda lawn mower.

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obviously you've never been to vatoZone!
most darkies around here have them all over their cars! :eek:

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sx moneypit
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MellowS13 wrote:obviously you've never been to vatoZone!
most darkies around here have them all over their cars! :eek:
Same here bro.Somebody is making a killing off these.

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MellowS13 wrote:obviously you've never been to vatoZone!
most darkies around here have them all over their cars! :eek:
lmfao.
that shiz is so irritating.

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MellowS13 wrote:obviously you've never been to vatoZone!
most darkies around here have them all over their cars! :eek:
Vatozone had me rolling :spitout: :chuckle:

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OriginalWheelman wrote: 1. Eww
2. Why are there 3? One for the left, one for the right and?..

1. agree
2. It's an old Buick styling gimmick from the late 1940's called "ventiports". Non-functional imitation engine "vents". Lower model Buicks had 3, fancier models had 4, all mounted on the front fenders. They've been used on several Buick models over the years, a sorta trademark It appears Ricers have discovered them and are slapping 'em on their Honduh's to make them look racier. Funny thing is to us baby boomers, they're making their cars look more like Buicks, which ain't exactly sporty these days.

And before someone pulls the GNX/Grand National out of their butt, remember how many years ago they were built.... :)

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i work at vatozone,... i sold a large hood scoop for a vatos GST.. lol adds mad WHP yo! :rotfl

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You should put them on your pants instead. Right on your as$hole so you can fart with ease.

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OriginalWheelman wrote: 2. Why are there 3? One for the left, one for the right and?..
Really? REALLY?
3 for one side. 3 for the other side. Copying Buick and the Quattroporte.

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Ugh those damn fender vents.

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Huh, so in SoCal the black guys have them, while in NorCal, white guys use them. Interesting...

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krimsonviper wrote:Huh, so in SoCal the black guys have them, while in NorCal, white guys use them. Interesting...
And at the ol' retirement home, gramps has factory installed ones... :biggrin: I'm surprised Nala hasn't installed them on his mom's SUV yet.

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Bubba1 wrote:
krimsonviper wrote:Huh, so in SoCal the black guys have them, while in NorCal, white guys use them. Interesting...
And at the ol' retirement home, gramps has factory installed ones... :biggrin: I'm surprised Nala hasn't installed them on his mom's SUV yet.
Once he sees the Imitation fake vents he will get some for sure.

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Bubba1 wrote:
krimsonviper wrote:Huh, so in SoCal the black guys have them, while in NorCal, white guys use them. Interesting...
And at the ol' retirement home, gramps has factory installed ones... :biggrin: I'm surprised Nala hasn't installed them on his mom's SUV yet.
Or hasn't posted pics of them :chuckle:

Lots of those down here too, mostly by darkies as well.

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krimsonviper wrote:Huh, so in SoCal the black guys have them, while in NorCal, white guys use them. Interesting...
ProudNissanFreak wrote:Lots of those down here too, mostly by darkies as well.
i detect racism...proceed...

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Thanks tita, wasn't sure you would approve :P

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