hmm been run over by a car one and once by a s10 blazer
decided one day to play chicken with a s10 blazer while i was on foot , being ballsey , stupid , and stoned really doesnt mix , trick here is to go soft , remeberd this while i was clearing the hood and rolling onto his roof , really didnt hurt till the next day , 25 mph is a pain in the arse
got ran over by my dads racecar once , couldnt get the jump battery loose and he needed to grid the car , couldnt get loose of the car , only damage here was some goodyear soft compund raceing tire on my new rebocks
flipped a snapper lawnmower once too , rigged up the governor to not work so i could run 45 mph (fun to pass car on the road) , guess i took that turn a little fast for the forrest gump style snapper and its high center of gravity , luckily i stayed away from the blades , never the less to say i wasnt allowed to tinker with the lawmower at work anymore , untill that ponit they couldnt figure out how i kept thowing the drive belt off , guess 5500 rpm was too much for the drive belt and it would throw itself off 403cid olds style
someother time ill tell the story of the briggs v twin powered crftsman i built while working at sears
that should be about enough dumb stuff for today
waiting for jackass to call :ylsuper