You Might be a Redneck if...

[nissangirl74]

You get married in a Wal-mart

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/co ... 37358.html

[RicerX]

I half expected this to be further south than NC. But I suppose they're still in the south... just not the DURTY south. Roll Tide.

[themadscientist]

I'm sure they are registered there as well so it's quite convenient.

[RicerX]

business opportunity for wal-mart: drive thru wedding. think about it...

jewelry department for engagement ring. plenty of nearby locales to propose, even the produce section for the "apple of your eye".

setup the wedding in the TV section and set up whatever back drop you want!

wedding party pictures? there's a portrait studio for that.

reception in the mcdonalds or subway available inside the store.

honeymoon? pitch a tent in sporting goods! BAM.

It is truly everything you need.

[frapjap]

^^ You forgot about the catering of the meal

...which could be handled by the Micky D's or Subway located in store!


I'd be worried about Target providing the 'upscale' version after Wally Weddings proposes the concept (hardy harhar)

[elwesso]

I'd be worried about Target providing the 'upscale' version after Wally Weddings proposes the concept (hardy harhar)

I see what you did there....

I think it's nicer for the guests, they don't even have to bother shopping for wedding presents prior to the wedding, and it's easy to ensure they don't get repeat gifts!

[Jesda]

[Dattebayo]

My friend has a working microwave sitting on top of a non-working microwave in his kitchen. True story.

[themadscientist]

[szh]

Since this is, after all, a car forum, I have to add a few of Jeff Foxworthy's car-related ones:

You might be a redneck, if:
You ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
The primary color of your car is bondo.
You see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
Your other truck is made by John Deere.
The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You've ever parked a Camaro in a tree.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.

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[nissangirl74]

SUPER SIZE ME!!!

[300ZXttZMAN]

Lol I heard this on the radio this morning... Hilarious!

[Jesda]

SUPER SIZE ME!!!