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Sun Mar 22, 2009 8:26 am
Repost from myspace, more deserving here:
1. Your entire cigarette lighter assembly pops out when you use it.2. You've sun visor falls down every three seconds3. You get the DEATH RATTLE at start up4.You get the 'I need an oil change noise' when your crappy lifters start clicking5. You turn the stereo on and your interior lights dim, awesome grounding Nissan!6.Your 20 year old stereo "Sounds like an old time RADIOOOOOOOOO" (Adam West)7.You press the 'WTF does this button do button' and you find one popup blinking8. Your car slides better to the left than the right (Buy an LSD cheap skate!!!!!!)9.You have to have someone lift your hatch while you hold the lever10. You leave your moonroof open so you dont hear the annoying wind squeel11. You love you car but you know it sucks12. The car was a grand and $10,000 later you smoked a lambo...13.You constantly think "Hey, this car drives surprisingly similar to my truck!" ***With less room***14. The paint on the top of your rear bumper, just below the tail lights, is faded or missing
POST MORE!!! F'N HILARIOUS!!!..but true